Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is Midge back yet?
I...
Giant portions of food.
We're just lucky that moron
-Oh, my God, it is you. -Here you go.
I need a real tip that leads to a real club date.
Simon says shake your tokus.
-No. -We can't just leave.
Because I don't think she's waiting around for you.
(Moishe speaks indistinctly)
And maybe Bishop Sheen would see them in the back there,
♪ How she's got you hanging up on me ♪
I'm Chester.
-I'm so sorry. -Miriam, why are we still here?
-No. Why? -You just seem to know everyone here.
He had to check in. He's on call.
"Huh? Yeah, they're in the back.
Anyhow, the first boy I ever kissed
Wow.
in my travels today, I found a lot of places
I lost my plunger.
Oh, you've had them.
-Where? -Be right back.
They're dropping them. Oh, that's dropped.
All kinds of things happen.
No one gives a dramatic speech, but they still spit on you.
("Tell That Girl to Shut Up" by Transvision Vamp playing)
religion is being replaced by news radio
He was our cantor.
No, you shouldn't have to walk. I'll walk.
Which automatically comes with spending months
-Teach me to bowl, Joel. -It's pretty easy.
I think I pulled my-- I snagged my--
RUTHIE: It's so heavy.
Hey, smart ass, I'm an old man, but I know things.
I make a great turkey. You would love my turkey.
-Oh, boy. -I play to win.
to Dorothy Kulgberg at ping-pong.
You're amazing, Joel.
You make a turkey?
No! My calculations must be off.
But you're gonna do great.
Simon says stop.
Papa.
and double my allotment of tomato juice,
I think I left the iron on.
on my nether regions, it was in the Catskills.
My God, my God, my God. We're leaving.
my brother and sister-in-law's room ready for their arrival,
Well, the kid who usually sneaks you my messages
slightly damaged but perfectly good free clothes.
Dressing room's in the back.
He had an entire head of hair last year.
(door shuts)
I just don't want you waiting around for her, Joel.
♪ Let's sing a song about Susie ♪
"Christ and Moses."
Oh, well, why play at all if it's just a game?
How he hell are you gonna teach her? You can't bowl.
No. She's not a singer, she's a comic.
Who cares? You got it or not?
with President Nasser of Egypt
Funny. And he didn't spit once.
(phone ringing)
Thought I had a line on a gig for you at Grossinger's,
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
Shit. Hold on.
JOEL: Ruthie, focus.
-What friends? -Concord friends.
in the middle of summer.
I am not sitting through any more of this.
-BILL: Oh, Jesus! -(pins clatter)
if you want to get your topping before your waffle gets cold.
You being buried in Florida? I guess it does.
and go back to the city she never should've left
I don't care about your goddamn schedule,
Had to ask. I think I'll get the brisket.
He manufactures women's clothes.
Mothers and daughters and daughters and fathers and...
LENNY: All right.
When the cereal's done, he goes home.
What? No. Uh, some quick menu tips: great sandwiches,
May I take your coat, Mrs. Maisel?
That's quite a getup you're wearing for a car ride.
I will not retract that!
-I'm with someone. -A date?
♪ Awfully nice, s'paradise ♪
(singsongy): Make sure you have everything.
and didn't look up once.
sometimes they can just walk in unexpectedly,