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- Talking 'bout soap, water- the works!
- Yeah, I just wanna take his fuzzy little perfect head.
- Whatever, man. I'm from NYC, baby, NYC.
Because you have to look somebody in the eye
which he has no control over whatsoever.
- Come on, girl. It's time to get up.
- I'm not a sports man, but...
Oh, my God, is it me,
- Yeah, or, like, to appeal to kids,
- Sergeant Crandall, United States Army recruiter.
- Like, for realsies? - For realsies.
Just give me your number, whatever.
- Ah, man, I really had to get out of the house.
think me and you could touch down later,
- That's exactly what I was going to say!
- When she does talk, like, you're listening.
- Go, Crandall. Sergeant Crandall.
You saw Warhorse.
- Haha. Clearly me, clearly me.
and I just wanna bite his little ears off.
- Delete the picture, motherfucker!
- You know what?
- Ting, ting, ting.
- Okay...
- I would kick it until it comes up on my shoes