Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've learned what that request actually means...

We'd never put Meemaw in a home.

...never to admit that we crossed Ebola with the common cold.

- Wait. I have a request. - Yes?

Leonard. Leonard...

If there are an infinite number of parallel universes...

It doesn't matter if I can't talk because she can't hear me.

I've known you for seven years...

We never did. That would be a terrible, terrible thing.

- Well, I sense judgment on your part. - No, no.

I'm removing my digital footprint from the Internet...

Oh, yes. It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina.

...who is a friend and not your girlfriend? - Uh-huh.

...EZ Aquarii C...

Well, I'm off to meet Bernadette's friend. How do I look?

Oh, hey, heh, I hope you didn't hear that.

Ugh, I don't want the next level. I like this level.

It's relatively new.

...who walks into a women's correctional institution...

...is an actual pick-up line.

All right, well, let me see if I can explain your situation using physics.

That's not true of all bars. Juice bars for example.

Have you considered telling her how you feel?

You don't feel any need to hang out with her, you know, be in the same room?