Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have a girlfriend? How could you have a girlfriend?
Joy, this is Leonard. Leonard, this is Joy.
- Darn! She found me. - She's been here before.
Have you tried a bar or tavern?
The volcano thing? No.
Um...
- ...Sheldon's got a... - Ahem.
Right.
...and I don't want to be joined to another object...
I assure you I am quite real...
May I suggest that your criticism is based on jealousy?
My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins.
In this iteration, Jennifer Connelly.
I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend.
That was rude.
There you go.
...that adds no value to human relationships.
...Procyon A.
...Ross 248...
I'm perfectly capable of finding a girl on my own.