Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is it because of the conflict that arises...
...from your desperate need to pair bond with a woman...
He's a cornucopia of social awkwardness.
The only flaw in an otherwise perfect plan.
Tra-la-la and fiddle-dee-dee.
...but this is, like, the worst date of my life.
Fair warning, I had the asparagus.
Amy Farrah Fowler has asked me to meet her mother.
Not that I've ever seen.
No, uh, I just... You know, I want what you have.
There's still 93 ways she hasn't tried yet.
What the hell? How long has she been there?
...keeping in mind that the key to a good lie lies in the details.
...and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.
Bedtime, please show yourself out.
Uh, Howard, I appreciate the effort...
And you have none.
What would you be if you were attached to another object...
Amy's right, he is tedious.
...with a stack of paperwork...
This lobster's good on the way down and the way up.
All right, I'll bow to social pressure. Hey.
Proxima Centauri's the nearest star.
...Barnard's Star, Wolf 359...
Take her off my hands. I give you my blessing.