Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...Lalande 21185, Sirius A, Sirius B...
...in social gathering places such as bars or taverns.
Sheldon, please, you're suffocating me.
I'll look forward to it.
...BL-Ceti, UV-Ceti, Ross 154...
Rats!
- Girl who's a friend. - Thank you.
- She'll appreciate the witticism. - Thank you.
My pee is gonna stink up the place.
All right, well, let me see if I can explain your situation using physics.
If they took all the money they spent trying to make a decent Hulk movie...
That was two hours ago.
I have a functioning and satisfying relationship with a female.
Hey. This is a date, right?
...only with an absurd amount of hair gel.
Right, right.
The celestial bodies that follow are:
...regarding prolonged physical proximity to Amy Farrah Fowler.
Well, I have to void my bladder.
We now live at 311 Los Robles.
Leonard has none of these attributes, right, Leonard?
Simple. You want a girlfriend. Amy wants to be someone's girlfriend.
You know, it just occurred to me.
...success at a bar is based on classic male attributes...
- Why not? - Because then I'd be alone. Like you.
So you're still just texting and e-mailing?
Wise decision. You see, Amy...
I understand that some people find mates...
Just FYI, don't try to go back with a fake mustache.
- Oh. Well, good for you. - Not really. She's horrible.
The only flaw in an otherwise perfect plan
Good news, I made lots of room for dessert.