Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, she obviously wants to take your relationship to the next level.
All I wanna do is present you as my boyfriend to my mother...
When I call him, his phone plays "Brown Eyed Girl"...
Fix it for me.
- Let's make that our word of the day. - Agreed.
We are like wild animals in heat.
Height, strength, attractiveness...
What?
I just know I'm not gonna spend time with someone I don't like...
I was showing this super hot girl how to boot up in safe mode...
Those are the stars that are nearest to me.
...which now that I think about it is not so good.
It's very nice.
And you haven't fallen hopelessly in love with me?
- So we'd be perpetrating a ruse? - Precisely.
No, I'm not gonna pick up a woman in a bar.
...in the fact that he has a girlfriend and we don't.
...if we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship.
Sheldon, I'm just not dating someone right now.
...and I can barely tolerate sitting on the couch with you.
It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I met her at Comic-Con.