Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What? - Oh, yes.
In what way are you screwed?
...you may be alone because your psychological state...
Take her off my hands. I give you my blessing.
- Why don't you just break up with her? - Heh, no, I can't.
You wanted me to have a boyfriend, mother. Well, here he is.
Yeah.
From a neurobiological standpoint...
Sheldon?
...and that didn't even crack my top 10.
...Epsilon Eridani, Lac 9352, Ross-128...
- Who is it? - Amy Farrah Fowler.
Whom you may recall as the girlfriend of Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind.
Me after final colonoscopy prep:
- What makes you chuckle, Leonard? - Um, recently? Not much.
- Uh, Joy, it was nice to meet you, but, uh... - Yeah, you too.
- Hi, Amy. Sheldon's not here. - All right.
The old Unabomber approach. Kudos.
You're right. It would never work. Amy finds you tedious.
Fine. If I don't meet someone soon, you can put me in a home.
I don't know. You'll have to devise a scenario...
I find the notion of romantic love to be an unnecessary cultural construct...