Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SORRY. LIFE CAN PLAY SOME CRUEL TRICKS SOMETIMES.
A-ALRIGHT. I'LL TALK TO YOU THEN.
I NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED.
THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER IN THE WORLD.
AN ENGLISH MENU?
HOWEVER, HE'S HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE,
GRANDPA. IT'S NOT SAFE. I FORBID IT.
NEEDS YOU DOWNSTAIRS.
BUT THAT'S ONLY BEEN A MINUTE, SO I DON'T KNOW.
THAT WASN'T BUILT FOR NAPOLEON III'S DOCTOR
THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE, RORY.
THAT WOULD BE AS HOLLY JOLLY AS IT GETS.
WHAT ARE PEOPLE GONNA THINK WHEN THEY SEE YOU
IT'S VISIBLE. I SHAVED.
[ SIGHS ]
THIS MAN IS BEING PAID BY THE HOUR.
I'LL JUST HAVE TO HAVE HIM COME BACK NEXT WEEK.
MOM, I GOTTA GO. I'M SORRY.
BECAUSE I CAN BE A FABULOUS HELP WITH THAT.
OH, DON'T TELL HIM I'M PREGNANT. HE HATES PREGNANCY.
WHAT DO YOU READ? I READ.
WELL, LORELAI'S NOT EXACTLY COLLECTING SOCIAL SECURITY.
JUMP A TRAIN TO PARIS.
DID YOU ORDER BOOKS FROM AMAZON AGAIN?
I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME. I AGREE.
I'M HAVE TO SEE THE HER BEFORE I CAN SET THE FINAL LIGHTING.
"WHAT'S SO TRAUMATIC ABOUT A NIGHT WITHOUT A BED ANYWAY?
SHE DESTROYED ANY CHANCE YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD --
OH, RORY, COME ON.
SO HOW WAS IT?
CHRISTOPHER ISN'T HERE. NO ONE IS HERE.
WE TOOK 90 PICTURES. WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
HER SKIRT IN FRONT OF THE TOWN & COUNTRY PHOTOGRAPHER?
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
WHERE? OUT.
GIRLS IN... I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
THERE.
WILL THE PROM PICTURES WORK? HOW ARE HIS FRIENDS?
BUT IF A HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE SHOWS UP HERE,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU, MAN. MY MYSTIQUE IS PART OF MY CHARM.
YUH-HUH. LET'S GO. NO, WE HAVE A DEADLINE.
I'M AFRAID THAT'S GONNA BE TOUGH TO ARRANGE. ONCE IT STARTS.
I HOPE I GET THAT LUCKY.
HEY, MOM, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? OF COURSE YOU CAN.
SUPER. DO NOT THINK WE'RE FINISHED DISCUSSING THIS.
WELL, THE WORD "WHOOPEE" COMES TO MIND.
YES, OF COURSE.
[ KNOCKS ON DOOR ]
OKAY, SO, HE'LL COME IN WITH ME.
TOM, I BROUGHT OVER THE NAILS YOU ASKED FOR.
BUT I KIND OF WANNA SEE GEORGIA.
THOSE GOWNS DON'T STAY CLOSED. I'VE SEEN A LOT OF BUTTS TODAY. OKAY, SWEETIE, CALM DOWN.
OKAY, BYE.
YES, I'M HAVING THEM FAXED OVER RIGHT NOW.
ALREADY DONE. YOU'RE A GOOD KID, DEAN.
DOES THAT WORK? NO. BYE.
HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT? NO!
THANK YOU FOR A LOVELY DINNER. I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
THEY'RE GOING TO BACKPACK ACROSS EUROPE, RICHARD.
GOD, THIS PARTY'S GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME.
CHRISTOPHER'S JUST AS MUCH TO BLAME AS LORELAI IS. LIKE, HELL HE IS.
SHE'S INSANE. WE HAVE TRAVEL BOOKS.
I CAN DO THIS. JUST GIVE ME FIVE SECONDS HERE.
WOULD YOU MIND IF I RAN OUT REALLY QUICK? NO, GO AHEAD.
SHE, HOWEVER, IS A GOOD SOLID SECOND.
OKAY, SO, TO RECAP, THERE'S NO EMILY AND THERE'S NO SOPHIA.
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
IT'S FROM MY MOTHER. WHAT IS IT?
SO, WHY DON'T WE DIG A BIG HOLE, THROW HIM IN,
I HEARD SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL. PERHAPS WE SHOULD JOIN THEM.
You're a child, right? WHAT?
YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GOING TO TRAIPSE AROUND EUROPE
IN THE PLANNING OF YOUR EUROPEAN ADVENTURE."
THAT'S ABOUT AS UNPLEASANT A DESCRIPTION AS I'VE EVER HEARD.
I'M SORRY I'M LATE. HI, GRANDMA. HI, GRANDPA.