Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I THINK SHE CONNED THAT ONE OUT OF HIS BLANKET.

I STAND CORRECTED. HEY!

THIS IS YOUR NEW DVD PLAYER. MY WHAT?

I WAS GONNA SAVE THIS FOR LATER,

BUT SHE'S ALSO A LADY, A VERY NICE LADY

ON THE SIDE OF WHAT? ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

OKAY, THEN IT'S SETTLED. WE'RE NOT STAYING AT ANY PLACE

I WOULDN'T DARE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN SIT HERE. LET THEM TALK.

A SPECIAL PLACE. STOP SAYING THAT WORD, PLEASE.

WHY DID YOU DO THIS? BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU'D ENJOY IT.

"GIRLS, HERE ARE SOME TRAVEL BOOKS I STUMBLED ACROSS

MY GOD, I REMEMBER THESE BOOKS.

WHY NOT? THEN YOU COULD BUY ALL THOSE MUSICALS YOU LOVE

I WANNA GO IN. NO, MOM. PLEASE.

I'M CHRISTOPHER'S DAUGHTER. YOU CALLED ME DOWN...

PLUS I PICKED UP "SINGIN' IN THE RAIN,"

IF HE DOESN'T GET HERE, I HAVE TO GO IN WITH HER. YES, I KNOW.

TO GET THIS CRAP INSIDE WHERE IT BELONGS?

I'M COMING IN. NO!

I'VE BEEN TOLD.

OR DOESN'T HAVE A CHAGALL IN THE BATHROOM.

AS SOON AS I'M FINISHED.

SO THEY WON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY LIVES IN THAT COUNTRY.

"URBAN COWBOY, "SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER," "GREASE,"

I'M NOT SURE IF THE NUMBERS I HAVE ARE THE SAME.

WHO'S GONNA BE WITH YOU IN THE DELIVERY ROOM.

TWO PLAIN BURGERS,

KIDS DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

IT'S HEAVY. IT MUST BE HER HOPES AND DREAMS FOR ME.

AND YOU SHOULD TAKE PICTURES AND WEAR A HIDDEN MICROPHONE,

FIRED. ALREADY?

SHE'S VERY EXCITED. IT'S KIND OF CUTE.

DEAN-O, DEAN-O, DEAN-O, YOU GROW ANY TALLER,

OH, GOD, I LOVE CHEESE.

AUNT MARINE WOULD NEVER HIKE UP HER SKIRT IN PUBLIC.

WHO IS THIS? MAUREEN ROLLINS. SHERRY'S FRIEND.

I HAVE A RIGHT TO DRIVE MY OWN DAUGHTER TO THE HOSPITAL TO GIVE BIRTH,

PLEASE WAIT OUT HERE.

CHOOSE YOUR WORDS EXTREMELY CAREFULLY, STROBE.

I'M GONNA GET YOU A GOWN AND SOME GLOVES AND GET YOU ALL SET.

WHAT'S THE OCCASION? OH, WELL.

LORELAI, WHAT ARE THESE? THOSE ARE GUIDEBOOKS.

SHOULD WE BUY A CAMERA? FOR WHAT?

OH, PRECIOUS, NO.

[ SIGHS ] WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

YOUR FATHER CALLS EVERY NIGHT AT 9:00, AND WE TALK.

YOU CALLED YOUR DAD AGAIN? HIS CELL'S NOT IN SERVICE OR SOMETHING.

GIVE ME YOUR ORDER AND GET OUT. SERVICE WITH A SMILE.

THE CONVERSATION'S JUST GONNA START UP AGAIN.

I'M NOT AN INVALID, LORELAI. OF COURSE YOU ARE, MOTHER.

SCOTCH, VODKA, OR GIN?