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I'M STILL NOT SURE THAT HE'S ACTUALLY MADE A DIME YET.

YOU SAY, "EXCUSE ME, MOM. I'M HAVING A BABY. GIVE ME A RIDE!"

WHAT DO I GOTTA SAY

"EUROPE THROUGH THE BACK DOOR," "THE ROUGH GUIDE TO EUROPE" --

AREN'T YOU GONNA READ IT BACK?

HAS IT HAPPENED? DID I MISS IT? NO.

YOU'VE TO RSVP TO A C-SECTION. AND BRING A GIFT.

OH. "MYRA WALDO'S TRAVEL AND MOTORING GUIDE TO EUROPE."

I'M CHECKING THEM OFF AS WE GO.

I'LL JUST SLEEP ON THE BENCH OUTSIDE. MUCH BETTER ARRANGEMENT.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR ATTITUDE, YOUNG LADY.

HOW'S SOOKIE SUPPOSED TO PLAN A BEANIE BABY MENU?

SHE'S FEELING ABANDONED. SHE'S RIGHT IN THERE.

WHAT'S THAT? IT'S NOTHING.

OKAY. SO, HOW ARE WE DOING?

WOW. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER.

BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A DVD PLAYER.

I'LL CALL YOU LATER. WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I HAD TO PICK THE BEST ONES.

I KNOW THE INVITATION SAID WE WERE ALL GATHERING NEXT WEEK,

THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS WE'RE SEEING TONIGHT.

YOU'RE NOT A KID. YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN.

WHATEVER YOU SAY, RICHARD. LORELAI, WE ARE LEAVING! PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT!

CHRISTOPHER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. I KNOW.

WE ARE. WE'RE GOING TO BACKPACK AROUND EUROPE.

YOU WANT ME TO TAKE AN EXTRA LONG SHOWER?

WE ARE NOT GONNA BURY HIM ALIVE.

I'VE GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK. I'M SWAMPED. YOU'RE LEAVING ME ALONE?

OR YOU'LL THINK YOU GAVE BIRTH TO PHLEGM.

GOOD. GET THE GUYS' LUNCH ORDERS.

IT'S BEEN FOUR HOURS. GO HOME.

XEROXING. WHAT?

WILL YOU JUST -- I READ.

HOW CAN IT BE TOO SMALL?

THE C&H PURE CANE SUGAR DANCERS?

IT'S A RARE TREAT TO HAVE AN EVENING ALONE

I SWEAR YOU THINK IT WAS MY COMING-OUT PORTRAIT NOT HERS

I HAD THE CHEAP SEAT BEFORE. MY VIEW WAS QUITE DIFFERENT.

* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *

I'M NOT READY. I HAD IT PLANNED.

NOBODY TALKED ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN.

WE'LL GO TO PARIS AND EAT OUT OF THEIR DUMPSTER.

YOU'RE STRESSED. YOU'RE OBSERVANT.

BEFORE I GO AND SPEND THE EVENING WITH MY MOTHER ALONE. WHO AM I SAYING THIS TO?

OKAY. WELL, THEN, I GUESS IT'S RORY.

I WAS JUST BRINGING YOU SOME COFFEE. THANKS.

UM, PARIS? YES.

[ DOOR BELL RINGING ]

WHY ELSE WOULD I SUGGEST A DVD PLAYER?

SO, I HAVE TO SAY, I REALLY HATED THAT RESTAURANT.

OH, I'M SORRY. JUST...

I HAVE BEEN CORDIALLY INVITED

LORELAI, THE PHOTOGRAPHER

SHE TOUCHED THE BACCARAT UNICORN.

* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *

YES, IS THERE SPIN-OFF POTENTIAL?

WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE WAITING.

SHE'S A LAWYER.

MM-HMM. "FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 7th, 6:00 P.M.,

BUT SINCE THE RAIN IN SPAIN STAYS MAINLY IN THE PLAIN...

SO I ALWAYS WIND UP TURNING IT ON AFTER A MOVIE HAS STARTED. I DON'T LIKE THAT.

STOP CRYING. FRANCINE, DRINK YOUR WATER.

YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ALONG VERY WELL WITH MY FATHER.

[ GRUNTING SOFTLY ]

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. REALLY.