Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lois, don't you dare go into work right now.
Well, you're just Little Miss Spunky, aren't you?
...and planted into your brains by a sophisticated method of brainwashing.
...and began implementation of an even more insidious plan...
Get onboard.
...and then there's this weird chemistry...
Well, that's the Protestant in you.
Well, I was wondering how long it'd take to get to that part of the interview.
But who is this person?
This Superman of yours, this chiseled god...
But as I recall he was quite fond of Lois, here, so he's probably containable.
...is, in reality, Clark Kent of the Daily Planet.
I never thought I'd see you...
And we know that if we're good girls and boys...
If this world no longer wants me, then I no longer want it.
Thanks for giving me a legend to live up to.
Gee, that's just the kind of stuff he said you'd say.
Oh, Jonathan...
Now she has to believe me.
Don't you realize that if I was able to block out this John Doe hypnosis...
John Doe is papa. He's finally here. Everything he does is right.
John Doe! John Doe! John Doe!
- Who? - Sorry, Lois.
I don't care if you are closing, I'm the Secretary of State.
Well, he's just a darn nice guy.
Commence primary ignition.
If Clark can't be found in the next 24 hours...
You don't get it, do you? You can't stamp out goodness.
Let the fools be swallowed up in flame. I'll go rule the alternate Earth.
But that's silly, not to mention unconstitutional.
...for all of us, that it must be pretty hard for you too.
Not your old self today, huh?
I'll tell you what, Lane. If I scratch your back...
Were. My parents died when I was a kid.
You want me to plug him?
The only other living soul who knows the truth about me is Clark...
Too bad. I'll miss him.
Lois, I'm not your Clark.
Anticipating that possibility I've relocated to this abandoned fallout shelter.
I've brought
But I can be Superman.