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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
and a marijuana bus and a man in his underwear
Wow. Wait, why?
Bob, wake up. I need you to hold Gayle's arms down
an all-female group of scuba and cannabis enthusiasts
that tomorrow was the big day.
There's nothing.
We have to save Mom and Dad's marriage,
I knew swimming made my wiener get weird and small,
Hey! Who went through my phone? If not talks, you’re all grounded for a whole month! Okay, Mommy! It was me by accident. Your phone was ringing, so I answered it. And it was the neighbor, Art. He said “I can’t wait to see you tonight!
No, he’s talking about fuck. You can’t say fuck at school, you fucking fat ass! Riley!
You got it, boss.
Gayle won't let me do her eye drops,
A bagel? Is it a bagel? No, it's a hat.
No, Josie,
- Okay, great. Thank you. - ♪ Dadadadada. ♪
but what if they're the kind of hot guys
Don't tell me. Don't tell me.
Leslie, I still have your Tupperware. Sorry about that.
- and say "toodle-oo"? - What are you kids
Poor Gayle. She's just so...
What the hell is going on here?
- Which... Yeah. Which, um... - Wow.
Linda, have you been lying to me
Today at the water park, Gene had a ring
Well, I got to go round up my little sea creatures.
- What's shaking? - Nat the limo driver?
I got pink eye on my foot once.
Hang on, Mr. B.
No. What about when I want to waggle my fingers
Okay, guys. Mommy's got to go get bronzed.
Go to your room, right now. It's bedtime. But, I haven't done to my homework yet.
Is it just me, or am I getting hit on
Oh, fun.
You're all grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for the rest of your fucking lives.
You're not wearing any underwear.
Okay, so, we, uh, we, we stage a burglary
- Well, it wasn't big. - Well, I don't need it.
and we're going to find it there now.
- And me. - And Gayle.
Come on, ol' girl. Hyah!
so you can take the shower curtain off.
Well, your tiny wiener finger just got us in big trouble.
Dad, I know it looks bad,
We're celebrating this fine couple's anniversary.
So what?