Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Like Romeo + Juliet. The Claire Danes one.
So, listen, I know you're seeing someone, but I'm still willing if you are.
Where's Michael?
No, no, no. A water or a tissue?
Oh, yeah, totally.
The day just gets worse and worse.
I mean, it'd be a pain to have to find another job, so...
You'll find something else and...
As of today, I have accepted a senior management position at Staples.
Quarantine be like
Oh, now all of a sudden you get picky?
There Is No Dan Tree Show me that FArm
Hey, guys, I'm trying to organize a little lunch for everyone, since ya know, we’re never gonna see each other again…
I gotta make some calls. Excuse me, I'm sorry, Jim.
call me.
TOBY: Well, for a minute there, I saw myself selling my house,
Sure. Jan, do you know, is anyone coming back to Scranton?
What are you gonna do?
from himself
...she is going to play an important role in our company's future.
Oh, you gotta... Josh?
STANLEY: I couldn't be happier.
Oh, that's good. That's great.
I have a few unpleasant memories of Scranton and...
What happened?
Satellite TV bill.
Is it? We did it! We did it!
All right.
Excuse me, Jan, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to stop you there.
Seniors:
Yeah, me, too.
Well... It's about talent.
it's a blessing in disguise
Do you think Stanleys grow on trees? Well, they don't.
I know, I know. Well, I'll land on my feet. Yeah.
I'm sorry, all right. It's done. It's done.
Annika
Say what you will about the Middle East sportswashing, but they would never do that
We did it!
For the time being, it seems that all of your jobs are safe.
Say what you will about Joel Fleischman but he would never have done that.
What can't you tell me?
And right now, the title of Michael's book is Something Weird is Going On:
cordially, future Dwight
Yeah, I'm happy he said that.