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How quasi?
Ha! Oh, man, was my fake name not the best?
don't exactly make us war heroes.
Yeah, I guess it does, kind of.
We're painting the town red!
I could actually go for some pie.
But I wonder. What if we had a comedy night?
And I had to check my gun, obviously, so I...
Remember? 'Cause you screwed his wife's tits off.
The bad news is, your wife has Syphilis."
But what are you gonna do with them, Poovey?
Mother: I'm sorry, what was that?
- Oh, well... - For treatment and counseling.
No. Come on. Look, I realize
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Oh, so now you got a "but." But if you think about it,
Because I already know a crazy lady. His aunt Marva.
had to serve in support units.
Uh... oh, prostitutes and, uh, Syphilis. Okay.
Now we'll see how you like
Intriguing.
And, Poovey, book her as a Jane Doe.
But then... how...
Mother: Well, then, I suggest you wake him.
Or even a belt. Or even shoelaces.
Duh
So, unless they keep all the fingerprint cards down here...
- Eats paper. By the pound. - Mm-hmm. God bless that mess.
Being a Negro must be so exciting!
Hey, guard, we got a sick man in here!