Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dirty fingernails.

Pleasure doing business with you.

I sent him a few pics from the school bathroom during class.

Kill the fucking music!

I'm putting a lot of trust into you.

So his penis is the size of an evian bottle.

- Who is it? - Rue: It's me. Open the door.

When I can come, and when I can't come.

Keep laughing at me! Keep laughing at me!

- Out of my way, dick. - Okay, bitch.

Aside from that being a really shitty thing to say, it's also not true.

but could also be in fucking moma.

He's a jock. His mom is super conservative.

This is, like, the craziest party I've ever been to.

And I'll see you later.

If there's a fucking hand in the frame, at least you can be,

the fucking drugs in the first place!

What are you looking at?

And then that video came out. And they did see what she looked like,

Not if they're a hundred percent straight.

- Yeah, no, I promise. - Yeah, just be a gentleman.

Relax, mom. He has a roommate.

Men who'd never leave her, disappoint her, break her heart.

I'm just saying I really, really, really like him.

You have to understand that I just want you to be safe, okay?

Sorry, I can't help you.

Yeah, but if I say that, then she's gonna make me an enemy, too.

No, I'm serious. I'm not even joshing you. I mean... Jesus.

Oh, my god. What happened?

There are two different types of dick pics.

I'm not gonna help you kill yourself, rue.

Like, really tiny, and I can barely see it.

- The lake. - When?

You're a fucking dropout drug dealer. You know that?

I need help! Someone get this jellyfish off me!

So you're basically in a long-distance relationship.

But don't you dare get pregnant.