Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They came with unlimited ranch dressing.

She... Well, she pretended to be my friend when I really needed one.

Oh, boy. No, don't say any of that.

Bad Place crew delivered 100 of these to my office.

whether you were fundamentally good or bad.

Okay, here we go.

I knew about Eleanor from the beginning.

Let's hit it, sweetheart. We got a long ride.

Well, actually, she learned a great deal

Is it actually a cactus?

Girl, check it out! They're here.

Hi, everyone, I'm Eleanor Shellstrop.

and that you did it because you were trying to stop Bonehead Jones over here.

What did you do with the money?

and all three of us are royally forking forked!

But, this is not Little League.

I mean, you're a giant chunk of spinach in the teeth of the universe.

Well, is it not she who wants us to leave her?

Um, I have to go to this stupid work party tonight.

Thank you for confessing, I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't--

Ooh, that’s a hard yes, babe

I swear I will lose my mind.

I don't know. Kant would say that lying in any scenario is wrong,