Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My hands have got to be in tiptop shape.

I wouldn't wipe my...

- Yeah, that's right. - Yep. He's promoting...

...if you're not doing anything later, maybe you'd like to get together.

- You could be the pirate comedian. - Yeah.

- There's these two guy- - Tell it to the audience.

And that became his one true love.

- I'm not taking a civil-service test. - Look at this, George.

What, are you kidding?

But I don’t wanna tuck

I've never seen hands like these before.

Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

I won a contest

I'M BUSTING SEAN! BUSTING!

Oh, those are nice.

- Agreed to wear the puffy shirt. - What are you talking about?

- What is it? - I don't know.

You know, I was wondering...

- Why are you wearing this now? - Why am I wearing it now?

All right, please! Please, I cannot have this constant bickering.

- I gotta go move the car. - Well, I guess we'll be going.

My father has never thrown anything out ever.

...and if everything goes according to plan...

All right, a little to the left.

I only hope you have a little more self-control.

I still don't understand. Why do you want to move back with your parents?

To do what? Work in the post office? Is that what you want me to do?

Georgie, would you like some JELL-O?

At dinner, when Kramer went to the bathroom.

- Well, she asked you. - I can't wear this puffy shirt on TV.

- So, what are you gonna do? - I don't know.

Just once I would like to have the guts...

There's no way that you could fake this even.