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- We're finished. - Really? What happened?
I have an important photo session in the morning.
Can you spare 2 tickets For an old buccaneer?
- He said he might help at the benefit. - Great.
We're going out to eat tonight with your father.
- Ray. - He was it.
I agreed to wear it.
- George likes the bananas. -So let him have bananas on the side!
Why'd you put the bananas in there?
Well, it got me fired from the benefit committee.
Stress is very damaging to the epidermis.
- What, you're going? - Yeah.
Don't hand them to me with the point facing out!
It's like you could take your bed and just crush it in your hands.
Ten years too late for your swashbuckling, Seinfeld
- What's that? - Excuse me?
He was not master of his domain.
Thank you. I...
Hand modeling? No.
Tell it to the audience.
Oven mitts?
In two months' time, everybody's gonna be wearing the pirate look.
- Are you crazy?! Are you crazy?! - What? What?
Frank, didn't I use to talk about his hands?
Listen carefully.
You are his successor.
Look what you've done. You've spilled my bag.
Why don't you wanna take a civil-service test?
I don't feel comfortable handing out bologna sandwiches in the building.
Yeah. Real nice.
There's no comeback for that
All right. I gotta get going.
This is a one-in-a-million hand.
Yeah, but you're supposed to be a compassionate person...
It just completely changes the relationship.
-George likes the bananas. -So let him have bananas on the side!