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Why can't I do that?
Why do we always have to say, "Excuse me"...
"Twenty degrees off the starboard side.
George has become a hand model.
You know, I couldn't bring myself to spend one of these.
Anyway, you know, we're hoping to raise enough money-
George likes the bananas! SOLETHIMHAVEBANANASONTHESIDE!!
Nice shirt.
- Really? - Yeah. You can't believe this woman.
I get up from the table, and... I bop into this woman.
Okay, let me get one more. One more. Good.
- And I'm moving back in there. - I'll lend you the money for the rent.
Oh, my God.
Jerry, five minutes.
Ray McKigney.
Nope. Not loud enough.
- Yeah? Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah.
I’m busting, Jerry! I’m BUSTING!
Yes, yes.
Nope! Not loud enough.
All right.
I don't get it.
But I don't wanna be a pirate.
You're always going, "Excuse me? What was that?"
Georgie, would you like some JELL-O?
It could be a whole new look for you. You could put a patch over an eye.
But I don’t wanna be a Velvet vampire!
- So how are you, Jerry? - Fine, Mrs. Costanza.