Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But does anybody know if you admit to something
♪ ♪ Pigs! Pigs!
found a way to fuck us over again.
I make some good cheeses.
the water bottle created,
Setting records is standard protocol for the Tour de France,
That's his name, okay. But he was crazy, though.
Ladies and gentlemen,
(buzzer sounds) Hamm: Not to be confused with the Fab Five,
only now it's to deliver our dairy.
I mean, he was right there in the front of the pack
Phentermine as well.
(speaks French)
You're not taking this bike! You tell Slim's uncle
What do you think about that, Gustav? Fucking hell, mate.
Well, that moment really set the groundwork
(shouting) Please put me down!
the first-ever African cyclist.
must be softened in readiness for the torture ahead.
(speaks French) Woo!
this performance is off the charts!
I still really don't love watching cycling.
Wright: And Gustav Ditters making good on his promise. (shouting)
so you can see how similar the two drugs are.
under the guise of anonymity.
at the 1982 Tour de France with performance-enhancing drugs.
(heart beating) ...nearing the top of the Pyrenees
No one even knew he was dead
(laughs)
It appears Rex Honeycut was riding
Each night, the depleted muscles
Fuck you! Tomorrow I will run incredibly fast!
and fuck Marty Hass with his fake African ass!
Hey, hey, hey. Slow down, man. He can't take that.
of testing all the riders for doping,
I promised to keep her secret
I ended up having sex with a--
Sorry, I just noticed the crew is mostly women.
Robinson: What the fuck, dude? We said we were gonna take turns in the lead.
was the first black man in professional baseball.
Wright: Now being passed by an old lady.
Ah! What a crazy hypothetical question.
Right, right, like the song.
And it looks like we've got a beautiful fan up ahead!
Je t'aime!
then celebrated that night with a well-earned massage.
Man: Oh my God! (crashes)
full of love for Marty.
Both: What? And I think I just might.
An African was going to win the Tour de France!
It's much harder on the rider in the front,
♪ ♪
a few extra pounds on the bike this year.
Slim, you've done an amazing job, riding slowest today.
all vying for a common goal?
♪ ♪ Hamm: Thus, unbeknownst to Marty,
Wright: The riders still holding tight in the peloton.
(distorted voice)
It looked really close from the other angle,
(speaks French)
for $50,000 if they did not want to be drug tested.
This was the French news wave.
that bicycle all over New York City.