Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, I was the first black man in the Tour de France,
Somehow, Marty Hass
quite possibly the most difficult climb
That's right, you heard it.
but he did eventually, as you know,
No spectators line the streets.
I rocked a trifecta and I passed out
uh, and then something weird happened.
Stop! We're just attacking ourselves!
...JuJu Peppi's heart exploded.
(shouting) Wright: Slim is moving at an incredible pace
I was originally an animator for Sesame Street,
(distorted voice)
After that...
with literally hundreds of dollars on the line,
That was it.
Jabin Dolchey! Speed the competition!
Sometimes you just need a time-out.
(bicycles whizzing past)
and you are like a... champion.
But then one day my bicycle was stolen.
(speaks French)
(woman speaks French)
(shouting) How is he doing this?
You really cared. It was just super strong character development,
(chuckles) Silly.
Uh, I'm not familiar with that.
Just because I have cheetah blood does not make me a cheetah!
to the ugliness that was about to ensue.
because I couldn't draw fast enough.
With 3.5 billion viewers, it is far and away
You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen,
disciplinary cunnilingus
Anyway, Gustav Ditters was blood doping,
showing no signs of fatigue.
(birds chirping)
(clicks) Ah!
that is if I don't pass out immediately.
Yeah.
and there would be no losers.
It was the French news wave.
Time to go kill myself. (chuckles)
Jackie fucking Robinson! (bottles clinking)
It's really peaty.
With only five guys, you really got to know each of them.
Let's burn this motherfucker down!
I've never done this before,
Yeah, burn it down!
the final five, which I am dubbing The Fab 5.
Rex Honeycut: Well, the atmosphere is positively electric
it wasn't just impressive footage
(birds chirping)
And for this, I received...
It's a terrible crash! (crashing)
...and the white blood cells, who are the police force around here.
Yeah, hi. Can you ride fast?
It was... felicity.
Because he was in this huge debt,
Marty: Oh, I was-- I was just, uh,
Honeycut: I'm gonna have to work
(calmly) Slim Robinson by a long shot.
(grunting in unison)
He was riding with the greatest cyclists in the world.
It's full-blown AIDS in here!
♪ ♪ Hass: It was a tough day.