Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jon Hamm (narrating): The Tour de France, the crème de la crème of cycling.

(speaks French) No!

Oxabolone and Nandrolone.

I am a man, you are a man. We don't shave our legs.

is, I think, one of the best films.

Cyclists dope to get their VO2 max levels up,

(cheery music plays)

and you give all the money back, for instance,

so I can remember the effects of each drug.

If you take too strong a dose of amphetamines,

But I think after what I do here today,

Whoa! The dude was a chick!

(pops) (shouting)

Yes Fuck Covid Hass!

Well, Tour's over. (scoffs)

Fuck you! Tomorrow I will ride incredibly fast

FUCK YOU!!! AUTO DIMENSION!!!

Because I am woman,

...because I did what I set out to do.

This is the first I'm hearing about it.

It should be noted, though, that I am probably

Most hard-core cyclists know

but I am a-- a peaceful person.

He rarely associated with actual Nigerians.

very much... Oxycodone.

to resume the following day,

When you put a crazy person

Wright: And here we go!

Hamm: And just then... (heartbeat stops)

Yes. This is what happens when you train super hard,

(Armstrong speaks)

I guess that explains how he kept up with the pros.

to me as the nephew of Jackie Robinson.

Wright: And it's a matching pair of tail whips

Today a man tell Gustav I cannot ride fast,

does that mean that you could keep your job?

Man: Holy shit! (crashes)

Fabienne: Who is that?

Hamm: No one knew what had gotten into Gustav Ditters that day,

Hamm: And one by one, nearly every participant

with the finest oils available

Everything I did that day,

Feeling strong, ready for the race? Woo!

It's the lyrics to the Toto song, "Africa."

Please! No! No! I beg you!

(speaks Finnish, gasps)

Sesame Street was also unhappy

but then I got fired from Henson,

but with no major injuries, the race was expected

jeez, I sure did after.

Marty and Adrian became the first publicly out gay athletes,

I lose-a sight of the road! Man: Hey, JuJu!