Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just a guy on a bike following a homosexual couple
Luckily, we only have to tell the story of five of them.
That's something for people to think about
Wright: And here we go. Looks like we're finally getting a race.
This is the most important shit that has ever happened ever!
At some point during the three-week race,
Would you like to see them?
Well, it's only day two. Don't kill yourself.
and taken a couple MDAs.
You know, there's an old saying in Nigeria:
with his record-setting pace.
from a high-tech breathable material he called Spanlon.
Passing cars have absolutely no clue that an event of any kind is taking place.
Why punish me? Look at me.
Well, to see Marty in the lead
We tied a rope to our bikes
the UCI has decided to allow
I was never a cheetah.
I beat the shit outta that kid, man.
Really? You think that people will start
Wright: And that's not all.
Life of Stronto
and in love made me so upset,
at a pace most sprinters achieve on flat land,
Hamm: But he was far from alone that year.
Hamm: JuJu wasn't the only one suspicious of Gustav's newfound energy.
Monsieur Ditters, we are police!
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Hamm: By stage 14, Marty and Adrian were
so the rest of us could draft.
It's beautiful out here.
Yes Fuck marty hass
Hamm: It was all Marty, all alone, heading into Paris.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, Rex.
a huge deal for me, you know?
But no, no, no, that's-- that's not true.
was considered manslaughter,
Cyclists are hunks.
was a woman named Victoria Young.
How can you ride a bike with a...
Cheetah. If I have cheetah blood in me,
Yeah, I mean, look where we are.
Oh, this is from when I did meth.
I do not know what has got into this guy.
Man 2: Just wait till he goes to the bathroom, then we all leave.
Ditman Klerker-- Klerken. Ditmen Klerken.
athletes took drug abuse to a level never seen before or thereafter,
Shut the fuck up!
OYSTERS
No, they're pulling over for a break.
The riders' bulging, shaved quadriceps
Marty's father owned a diamond mine
(laughs)
It was a very fucked up year for bicycle riding.
he found himself in cycling's first battle of the sexes.
The-- the shaving of legs.
They even found some heroin in his system.
they wouldn't get drug-tested that year.
that he had cooked down into a broth that he drank.