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I do not know what has got into this guy.

Hamm: But he was far from alone that year.

Man 2: Just wait till he goes to the bathroom, then we all leave.

I'm just a guy on a bike following a homosexual couple

Passing cars have absolutely no clue that an event of any kind is taking place.

Cheetah. If I have cheetah blood in me,

How can you ride a bike with a...

and taken a couple MDAs.

at a pace most sprinters achieve on flat land,

the UCI has decided to allow

The-- the shaving of legs.

Ditman Klerker-- Klerken. Ditmen Klerken.

and in love made me so upset,

They even found some heroin in his system.

Why punish me? Look at me.

You know, there's an old saying in Nigeria:

so the rest of us could draft.

It's beautiful out here.

But no, no, no, that's-- that's not true.

Would you like to see them?

was a woman named Victoria Young.

he found himself in cycling's first battle of the sexes.

that he had cooked down into a broth that he drank.

Really? You think that people will start

Oh, this is from when I did meth.

was considered manslaughter,

Hamm: By stage 14, Marty and Adrian were

a huge deal for me, you know?

Well, it's only day two. Don't kill yourself.

with his record-setting pace.

from a high-tech breathable material he called Spanlon.

We tied a rope to our bikes

Shut the fuck up!

I was never a cheetah.

athletes took drug abuse to a level never seen before or thereafter,

It was a very fucked up year for bicycle riding.

they wouldn't get drug-tested that year.

Wright: And here we go. Looks like we're finally getting a race.

Marty's father owned a diamond mine

Yes Fuck marty hass

I beat the shit outta that kid, man.

Monsieur Ditters, we are police!

Life of Stronto

Cyclists are hunks.

Wright: And that's not all.

The riders' bulging, shaved quadriceps

That's something for people to think about

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, Rex.

Luckily, we only have to tell the story of five of them.

Yeah, I mean, look where we are.

This is the most important shit that has ever happened ever!

No, they're pulling over for a break.

Well, to see Marty in the lead

Hamm: It was all Marty, all alone, heading into Paris.

At some point during the three-week race,

Hamm: JuJu wasn't the only one suspicious of Gustav's newfound energy.