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and... I bless the rains down in Africa.

it is truly an honor to be here to represent Africa,

He's practically dancing on the pedals

People dope. Yeah. They risk their lives,

Fuck you! I ride fast!!

Being your first Tour, were you rattled by anything?

Yeah, we gotta work together,

with an engine in his bike.

Hey, hey, bella senora! (echoes)

Trace amounts of Norethandrolone and Furazabol.

were it not for a forsaken water bottle.

Hamm: Jabin's punch kicked off the most massive scuffle in Tour history.

Stupendous. I'm Mick Porterhouse and-- (sniffs hard) Woo!

I would see something, like a cool car

I wanted to be the first black something too.

(cheers, applause)

The way the French cover their sporting events is gorgeous.

How are you holding up at this pace?

He is absolutely tearing up the Pyrenees like a man possessed.

they're gonna start calling him "Slim's uncle."

What's a basketball player look like?

in the history of cycling, in large part due to the fact

Lost the race, lost my girl,

Just One of the Guys, Nobody's Perfect,

Slim Robinson. Hey.

Fighting and his outfits that he claimed to be made

Being here in France, I miss it back home,

Tour de France! It's a 250 kilometer ride

And this is how I became a boxer.

It was worth it... (door closes)

Oh, that's when you, um, puke and shit and jizz at the same time.

the 187-kilometer ride from Fontenay-sous-Bois

We can do this together. No, you do it for us, Marty.

I'm eligible to win this thing.

You know, I love tending the land, milking the cows,

conducting my interviews during the race,

The UCI should have understood that.

while simultaneously being in a heterosexual relationship.

All right, calm-- calm down. We were just doing our job.

Ladybugs, Juwanna Ma-- Juwanna Mann

Hamm: But what no one knew was that the color barrier

I'm a better fighter than I am a cyclist."

Both: To drag me away from you.

Wright: Here we go! He's into the tuck for the downhill.

Man 2: I don't know. Somebody fucked up.

that virtually every rider in the race was doping,

Yes! Fuck Martin Jones!!