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* they just keep coming and coming *
W-W-Waddle back to Syria, desert-tard? - W-What's that?
- what?
you're living in a minority speaking country now.
[monkeys chattering]
- aww, you lived?
- Do you pee in the pool?
* it's a 40-minute wait to go down one slide *
- wait. you mean a banana.
- most likely. - you guys!
- you have to evacuate people now.
- that is-a the problem.
143.
Wait, how did you... TWO! TWO! TWO!
- i don't know.
[monkeys screeching]
oh, my god. they killed kenny!
- he said he's not doing it!
I gotta go to the bathroom.
- not today--yet.
- well, if you don't swim in it, you're gonna die!
- dude, why the hell aren't people coming to help us?
- i told you people to keep civilians back!
- oh, my god!
- all right.
- are you okay?
- [softly] noooo...
- yeah, seeing all that running water
- oh, come on, kyle.
Oh, my God! they killed CatNap!
- all right, conners.
- what's-a the problem?
Have a lolipop Oh haha
Mr. Lightyear!
in your mother's-a belly!
[harp strumming]
- he's losin' it! stevens, your gun!
why am i the only one of my race god chose to survive
- Aahghghghgh!
i peed in the pool about 25 seconds ago.
why would i go back?
* the lazy river has never been lazier *
- no, you're the minority!
- no! wait! wait.
- day one. it has happened.
- do you pee in the pool?
- come on, show us how long you can hold your breath!
- w-what's that?
- look out for the pee!
- sharon, the water park had a pee meltdown!
- * ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor *
- * we're goin' to the water park *
add another for people who do but don't admit it,