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STOP IT, NICK. DON'T GIVE ME THE LOOK.
CALLED A DOUBLE STANDARD.
YEAH, WATCH THE BUREAUCRATS TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US, TOO.
IN EACH OTHER'S DEFEATS IS TOTALLY REPREHENSIBLE.
GEE, SAM. CARLA LOOKED AWFULLY NERVOUS GOING IN THERE.
THIS IS A SURPRISE.
I DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY HIM. I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE 5 KIDS.
OK!
I NEED A SIMPLE FAVOR.
AND YOU AS A MAID.
OH. I THOUGHT YOU MEANT NOW.
HAS INCREASED DRAMATICALLY,
I JUST DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT STUFF, NICK.
WHAT IS IT, ANYWAY?
Coach: OH, HI, CARLA.
* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY? *
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SWEET TALK
NONE OF THAT, EITHER.
YEAH, SAMMY, I DON'T THINK YOU HIT ABOVE .150.
WHAT CAN'T YOU DO? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO?
HUH? YEAH? WELL, I HAVE A LITTLE BAD NEWS FOR YOU, CLIFFIE.
TO WIN A $20 BET.
FINE. JUST HEAR ME OUT ON THIS.
* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
HEY, NICK.
WHY ON EARTH DID YOU GIVE THAT CHILD AWAY?
.149--FOR... THAT'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW,
IN ONE OF YOUR COZIER ROOMS FOR THE WEEKEND.
CARLA, DON'T LET THIS RECIDIVIST STRONG ARM YOU.
WHENEVER NICK GETS A WOMAN ALONE,
YEAH. SHE'S OFF THURSDAY NIGHTS.
THAT IF YOU WON, YOU'D BE OBNOXIOUS,
UNTIL YOU'RE BLUE IN THE FACE,
I GOT 20 BUCKS SAYS HE DID, BIG GUY.
AND HE SAID, "CARLA, YOU KNOW WHY I WANT THAT KID?
AS THIS IS BREAKING HER HEART