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WE GOT A REAL CHANCE
THAT'S WHAT I GOT ON MY HANDS--
NORMIE, NORMIE, NORMIE, NORMIE.
HI.
LOOK, SAMMY, I-- YOU KNOW, I'M JUST TIRED
YEAH, AND A HELL OF A LOT OF GOOD
HEY, HEY...THE ONE YOU USED TO TELL ME,
SO YOU'RE GONNA QUIT, HUH?
ALL THOSE PARENTS, SAM, THEY CHEER FOR ME.
AND EAT HIM ALIVE.
CONGRATULATIONS, CLIFF.
All: * TOO-RA-LOO-RA- *
A WHOLE NEW PERSON I DISLIKE INTENSELY.
OVER MY DEAD BODY.
WOMEN JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I SPEND HALF MY LIFE TRYING TO KEEP THIS BAR ON ITS FEET,
SHUT UP!
NAH. THEY WENT RIGHT TO RAW MEAT.
WHAT?
[SIGHS]
HEY, YOU GUYS SEEN MISS JUNE?
THANK YOU.
WELL, I'M AFRAID THAT THEY'LL TAKE SOMEBODY
FUN! THAT'S WHY THEY'RE MAKING ALL THOSE MISTAKES!
THAT'S--THAT'S WOMAN'S FUN.
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
A-GOO, GOO, GOO, GOO, GOO, GOO.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, FILE OUT,
TO PAY A LOT OF BILLS.
COACH, YOU'VE BEEN, UH, THROWING DOWN
HATING YOU LIKE YOU HATED MR. SPIRES.
IF YOU CAN'T HUMILIATE THE OTHER TEAM?!
THERE'S BEAUTY IN NATURE,
[WHISPERING] She's asleep.
SAM? THIS IS SERIOUS.
I MEAN, THERE'S A--
HEY, NOW, THERE'S A FUN GUY.
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE YOU, UH...
THAT'S RIGHT.
BEFORE GAMES, POURING COFFEE DOWN MY THROAT
SAM, WE GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE ANTACID TABLETS?
I'M NOT KIDDING.
YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR TEAM.
I MEAN--I MEAN, COACH IS JUST BEING DEDICATED,
GOD COULDN'T BE EVERYWHERE.
AW, NOW, COME ON.
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING HERE.
* YOU WANT TO GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW *
YOU KNOW THE GAME. IT'D BE GOOD FOR YOU.
LOOK, IS A HANDSHAKE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
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