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YOU RESPECTED MR. SPIRES FOR TRYING TO HELP YOU.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MODESTY?
I WAS OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE ABOUT NEATNESS.
TO MAKE A MISTAKE ON THIS TEAM.
YOU BET YOUR BOOTS THERE'S GONNA BE
IT MAKES US A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.
THIS IS NOT GONNA BE PRESSURE FOR HIM.
NO. CAN I GET IT IN CASH?
HEY, HOO, WHOO!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH, AND I'M THROUGH!
YEP. YEAH.
I'M JUST GONNA CHECK HER OUT.
I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS KIND OF HUMILIATION, ALL RIGHT?
WHEN YOU'RE FREE TO PLAY A GAME
THEY'RE OVER AT THE PARK RIGHT NOW.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO, UH, REPLACE YOU OR SOMETHING.
W-WELL, HE'S NOT HAVING THE KIND OF FUN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT--
YOU KNOW...
Coach: HUT!
THANK YOU, DIANE.
NOW, DOESN'T THAT FEEL BETTER?
HE ALWAYS WANTED ME TO LEARN THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE,
WELL, GOOD. THEN YOU WON'T MIND LOSING THIS ARGUMENT.
I'M TELLING YOU, I CAN'T GET RID OF THIS FEELING.
WELL, I-- COACH.
I--I-- I DON'T KNOW.
THANK YOU. HIYA, NORMIE.
YOU'RE TRYING TO SOLVE HERE?
THE HIGHEST I EVER GOT WAS THIRD BASE COACH.
[DOOR OPENS]
AND...AND YOU HEAR THE CHEERS,
THAT IS, UH, PRIVATE, AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO STAY AWAY FROM.
MY PLEASURE.
IS A CAN OF SPAGHETTIOS AND RERUNS OF BARETTA.
EVERYBODY PLAYS, EVEN THE LOUSY ONES, LIKE YOU, PEEWEE.
[LOUD BURP]
THAT HAPPENS BETWEEN MEN THAT, UH...
OH, DEAR. NORM'S IN SEASON AGAIN.
A LOT OF THOSE RECENTLY.
GOOD GIRL.
ARE YOU ON THE SAUCE AGAIN?
LOOK, WHAT--
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