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I MEAN, HE'S HAVING FUN.
AND, UH, POSTAL CARRIERS.
SWEETHEART, LOOK, THIS IS PART OF ME
[BABY CRYING]
HEY, WHOA!
AND IF WE LOSE... WELL, TOUGH NOUGGIES!
BUT...WHAT IS IT COSTING YOU, COACH?
YOU'RE TOO HARD ON ME!
HEY!
HEY. DON'T BRING LAST NIGHT INTO THIS.
OOH, HIM! YEAH! OHH!
I'VE GOT YOUR MONEY, YEAH.
WHOA!
HE'S LEADING THE LEAGUE IN ERRORS.
I SENSE DISASTER.
SAM, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
YOU'RE LUCKY IF YOU'RE GONNA GET 2 A WEEK!
HEY, HEY. DIANE. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR FEELINGS,
YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T BREAST-FEED THE OTHER 4?
LOOK, WHEN I GO OUT THERE,
ARE YOU WORKING TONIGHT?
CRUSH 'EM!
YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M THERE.
AND CHILDHOOD IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TIME WHEN...
THE--THE FAMILIES ARE HAPPY.
Sam: SEE? HUH?
AND IF WE WIN, WE WIN!
SO IT'S, UH, HANDS OFF, NO TRESPASSING,
NOW, ISN'T THAT ALWAYS THE WAY WITH CHILDREN?
SAM, WHAT'S A GOOD STORY?
REALLY. WHO WOULD WANT TO LOOK
OK. NOW, PUT HER EAR TO THE PHONE.
LISTEN, SAM, DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO,
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND HERE.