Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I had to sit through to get that lined up?

who sleeps with someone she just met?

Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave?

It's like we're swapping rides.

Untitled Awesome Movie.

And those things, they don't sleep,

Honestly, I'd be happy with anything engraved.

Here you go. Back to bed, sweetheart.

I wouldn't like to sleep with that in my pants, either.

Shouldn't I be sitting in my car seat?

How long have you known Dave?

What am I? A burglar?

I mean, what's going on between us,

No, we were not... Don't interrupt me, handsome.

Don't answer that. You bet she did.

I'm going to work today, I'm going to quit my job.

You can't look at other women.

I haven't been on a date in 18 years.

He's Mitch. I'm Mitch. Somehow we switched bodies.

This went so well. Yeah, it did.

Mitch is gonna be great in our movie film.

She does it a lot, actually.

Yeah! Wait, who's Sabrina?

All right, let's do this.

There, we have it.

- Man, this is amazing. - I can't believe they're making me partner.

Look at your flow, it's so nice and thick.

Can you put it down?

If we make too large a counter offer, we risk driving them away.

It's my turn. No, no, no.

You focus, you find it.

Now, you put your thumb up nice lady's butthole,

What a bad, bad day.

Holy fuck-knuckles, I've got freckles on my taint.

Okay. Keep rolling, keep rolling.

How dare you tell him that?

You're welcome, Dad.

They're not going to ask you a damn thing.

Come on, buddy, open up the door immediately.

I send you a card every year. Jamie, listen to me.

I'm telling her the truth.

and maybe a little bit for me, you know?

Everything's fine, dude. What's next?

who is incapable of being happy?

Okay, okay. Just friends. Just friends.

Go and do that? No.

Because you are a brain-damaged mule

and I'd like you to come to the wedding.

Hold on. What's with all the heavy breathing?

You deserve that.

Are you the one in charge here?

What's she saying? The dinner song.

Dave! Yes. Dave is here.

Can you look a little bit harder? That's incredible!

- Come on! - Okay, okay, okay.

He's good at it for five minutes, and it's gone.

That is a very nice thing for a son to hear.

You know, Katie, this is exactly why people get divorced.

He excelled on all fronts,

Sorry you got stood up.

It's only 2:00!

You got any more questions?

Yes. I tend to agree.

if all you did all day was eat hummus and masturbate.

Go to the fridge. Okay.

Okay, when will it be in the computer?

I need to cool it on the Thai food.

It is my distinct honor

It's your turn to feed the babies.

But I want him to be part of my life.

Yeah, this is the place.

Me asking Rojo if

- Okay. - Bathed, diapered, and in the PJs.

Give it to me, Steve!

I forgot about raves!

Penis, shit, vagina, cock, wolf pussies.

Our social studies teacher? Yeah.

I'm so glad you're here. It's been so crazy.

We should wait to switch. We can do it...

Are you sure this is the address?

that we will really, really regret in the morning?

Lorno, "Light porno." Tits and shadows.

Hey, guess what? It's breakfast time.

was way, way better than the other girl's poem,

That place has got this non-resin tar

"he want me there? He thinks I'm an idiot."

Good to go? Oh, yeah.

This is Dracula, Anne Rice-type shit

It's been moved to 1100 Peachtree Boulevard.

No. It was not fucking cheating.

He forgot me at the coffee shop

I know. All right.

DAVE IS A LITTLE BIT OF A PUSSY

And you make a ton of money.

Let's do that again.

Oh, right. It's down there. Got it.

Oh, I've got your thing.

What are you doing to me?

Excellent, girls.

How are you? Good.

- Hello. - Mitch.

My betrothed, Pamela, would like you

Hit the steering wheel. I'm going again!

Did you tell Daddy?

that only I, Dave, would know.

Really, what is time?

Not really. Uh-huh.

We wished we had each other's lives.

I know. I heard her.

Stay here, talk to me. Sit on that chair.

Dave. How are you?

You should let people into your sweet side.

This merger is over.

You would not believe the nasty shit

Sure. You swear?

Less stress for me, less stress for you...

Do you want to hotbox this nut sack? No, no.