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Well, when I saw the candy thing going south,
you're gonna get a very...
But then one of them bought a boat on eBay.
...and meet that guy...
I just... I can't do this anymore.
Okay, I'm trying to set a mood here.
(whispers): of silence.
and he knows when you've been nice.
no monkey business in the house.
What would happen if we pulled
this is your Halloween candy.
Yes.
That was incredible.
Oh.
Let's talk a little bit about Santa Claus. Hmm?
What you don't know is that he is also a father.
Boy, I'd hate for you to get grounded
and why they tried to hide the hole.
because I handled it.
It worked on me.
TEDDY: Bye, Daddy. KATE: Bye, Daddy.
Hey. Hey, hon. Oh, remember,
If you know what I'm sayin'.
No.
A studio apartment is just one room.
And why? Just because of-of some tiny hole in the wall?
We need to go to the dumb one.
Eh, well, when all else fails, Mama cries.
Hey, hey. I don't think any of our kids are dumb.
Who wants the candy?
(sighs)
Ah, she's had her time.
Parenting's hard.
So until further notice, all of these...
Yeah, we do, to cousin Mikey.
give our kids a little glimpse into their future.