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[phone buzzing]
I want to be your sex friend.
in a fully committed relationship.
No!
but no part of me is jealous of your delusional-ass self.
what I can't say is all I'm saying that I can't say.
so to keep things casual,
She tried to get me to pay for the hole.
I need to go sex Sex Henry.
Don't sweat it, bro.
- Yeah - Noah, you want to go
I should have known. Look,
I'm not surprised. My therapist did say
because Fay here is putting y'all to shame.
Ooh, 'cause he sucks the soul--
And if I were you, Fay, I'd be worried.
Tax code? What does my income
- You said reach hotter. - I finally feel seen.
I have been thanked at 132 weddings.
Oh, my God, you look perfect.
TACS Code 5-9 clearly states
- Oh. - ♪ Bow chicka--
She's hot. - What?
That's one of the most critical codes along with 12-Y.
Look, I did feel perfect just by her presence.
Well, you know, I could set you up with someone
It was the perfect setup. - Damn.
ignore you when they see you in public?
What about when it's work that's stressing you out?
[smooth R&B beat]
but he is a package, and a woman has needs.
this accountant came up with a list of codes to follow.
Okay! You don't have to narrate
is you avoiding your actual issue.
you shouldn't be attracted to your therapist.
Maybe therapy ain't so bad after all.
to the Timeless Advice for Casual Sex Code.
Excuse me?
Well, if you'll excuse me,
Nice. But before you get too hype,
I just took my [bleep] slightly past your [bleep]
Yep. She totally ignores him.
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