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you shouldn't be attracted to your therapist.
Yep. She totally ignores him.
I'm not surprised. My therapist did say
in a fully committed relationship.
is you avoiding your actual issue.
No!
Well, if you'll excuse me,
What about when it's work that's stressing you out?
Excuse me?
It was the perfect setup. - Damn.
[phone buzzing]
Tax code? What does my income
Well, you know, I could set you up with someone
Oh, my God, you look perfect.
TACS Code 5-9 clearly states
I should have known. Look,
what I can't say is all I'm saying that I can't say.
- You said reach hotter. - I finally feel seen.
That's one of the most critical codes along with 12-Y.
And if I were you, Fay, I'd be worried.
Don't sweat it, bro.
because Fay here is putting y'all to shame.
Ooh, 'cause he sucks the soul--
She tried to get me to pay for the hole.
so to keep things casual,
this accountant came up with a list of codes to follow.
[smooth R&B beat]
ignore you when they see you in public?
I need to go sex Sex Henry.
but he is a package, and a woman has needs.
I want to be your sex friend.
Look, I did feel perfect just by her presence.
but no part of me is jealous of your delusional-ass self.
Nice. But before you get too hype,
She's hot. - What?
Okay! You don't have to narrate
I just took my [bleep] slightly past your [bleep]
I have been thanked at 132 weddings.
Maybe therapy ain't so bad after all.
- Yeah - Noah, you want to go
- Oh. - ♪ Bow chicka--
to the Timeless Advice for Casual Sex Code.