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Oh, my God, you look perfect.
What about when it's work that's stressing you out?
[phone buzzing]
I need to go sex Sex Henry.
because Fay here is putting y'all to shame.
Ooh, 'cause he sucks the soul--
- You said reach hotter. - I finally feel seen.
but no part of me is jealous of your delusional-ass self.
to the Timeless Advice for Casual Sex Code.
what I can't say is all I'm saying that I can't say.
Excuse me?
Yep. She totally ignores him.
in a fully committed relationship.
but he is a package, and a woman has needs.
you shouldn't be attracted to your therapist.
is you avoiding your actual issue.
so to keep things casual,
TACS Code 5-9 clearly states
She's hot. - What?
I just took my [bleep] slightly past your [bleep]
this accountant came up with a list of codes to follow.
And if I were you, Fay, I'd be worried.
Okay! You don't have to narrate
- Oh. - ♪ Bow chicka--
Maybe therapy ain't so bad after all.
[smooth R&B beat]
She tried to get me to pay for the hole.
Well, if you'll excuse me,
It was the perfect setup. - Damn.
Tax code? What does my income
- Yeah - Noah, you want to go
That's one of the most critical codes along with 12-Y.
Nice. But before you get too hype,
Don't sweat it, bro.
Look, I did feel perfect just by her presence.
I want to be your sex friend.
Well, you know, I could set you up with someone
I'm not surprised. My therapist did say
I have been thanked at 132 weddings.
ignore you when they see you in public?
No!
I should have known. Look,