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No, sailing!
I've been coming here since I was a little kid, dipshit.
Ah, that's good to hear. Give Agatha a kiss for me.
It's the family trust's house, and soon it'll go to the highest bidder.
Damn, that girl's a firecracker.
Provincial as ever, I see.
Ew!
you, too, have an inner reservoir of peace and tranquility.
Ha. Sorry, Lexy. Just wanted to kick it up a notch for Cathy.
Damn, Kaz. You don't know how mechas work?
I guess you're good.
Now Céline.
Very good, sir.
The unexamined life is not worth living.
Let's go get you a drink.
You think you're better than me 'cause you fight demons?
They're towing your car.
You could've seen me sooner if you'd come to your dad's funeral.
Does she have two bags?
I'm not ashamed of my water powers. Water ain't weak, yo.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please?
- Dawg. - Damn, B, that's the worst.
The new pet wave is cheetahs. I'm getting mine on Monday.
I'm sorry, gentlemen, I'm not fully charged,
So, tell me about this boyfriend of yours. Where'd you meet?
Perfect. And you'll have first dibs on Uncle Albert's loafer collection.
Of course. How else am I gonna control him?
We can't both fit behind the bar, so that only leaves one chair for patrons.
Wait. There's an unoccupied house in the Hamptons right now?
I didn't realize you had a new girlfriend. You didn't mention her this morning.
Hmm, the watermelon stripes.