Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, kids, think about it. Why do people get into Heaven?
(kids laughing, chattering)
The kid's a hop jockey.
(French accent): Ooh-la-la! Dinner is served.
That's just angels bowling. (chuckles)
Now, why don't you consider other faiths for your Heaven?
¶ Ils viennent jusque dans nos bras ¶
We've been roaming the countryside
When Mel tells a story
Her name was Genevieve.
so now we're, like, Bob and Bob.
(men scream)
Why did I marry the model for the town gargoyle? Ugh!
Maybe he's just looking for the bathroom.
Easy for you to say.
Come on, girl. Let's find inner peace.
the occasional kid who goes up and never comes down,
¶ He was born in a barn ¶
¶ He's in the afterlife, punishing heavily ¶
¶ All kinds of stuff, and yet I mope ¶
-seem less than one. -Oh.
who don't believe in God but are still righteous.
(laughter, cheering)
When you buy a toy you wanted as a kid but you regret buying it after
I'm not a sports guy. Do you have an art metaphor?
The mats are made of birthday balloon rubber and cat hair.
And she no longer believed in God.
Oh, and nice to meet you, finally.