Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jesus Christ!
What's this guy do?
No, no, no!
Oh, my God!
A lot. I don't want to hear that.
(SIGHS) Five, maybe...
Are you crazy?
Shit, he's early. Who?
On that happy note, who needs a drink?
She's Mark's girlfriend...
Oh, I miss you, too.
Thanks. I appreciate it.
Guess.
CARLY: Anyway, speaking of changes...
You sure?
(SOBBING)
Get out!
The money you stole from ServiceCircuit?
We're getting the band back together.
Hey, buddy! I'm here! Stop!
Oh. You're not a mistress. Thank you.
Some food is right here.
See you in a bit.
I'll take one for the team.
CARLY: Mmm-hmm.
I can go with you. That'd be fun.
Oh, shit! Oh!
CARLY: Perfect, we're halfway there!
What?
I have so many lotions at the house.
And I honestly do not know what I'm going to do at all!
There is no Clark Street.
Bill, I told you, don't call me at night!
You'll like it. Come on. I'll show you.
I thought I would come here and you would tell me I was crazy.
...that number at the bottom is your joint net worth.
Something's not right.
What's up, Leonard?
But he didn't ask for forgiveness, did he?
Again? This is the third night this week!
Kate, what's going on?
CARLY: Okay, what are we looking for? What's the clue?
me cry on the inside like a winner!
(LAUGHING)
Two of my favorite things. (BOTH LAUGH)
...a concept called restitution.
Better?
(WHOOPING)
That did not happen.
Yes. Okay. Right. Mmm-hmm.
(MOUTHING) Come on.
First, one was mine, so that doesn't count. Second...
KATE: That's crazy. CARLY: It's a miracle.
I did say that, but nothing I ever told you was true.
The other women
AMBER: Hi, Mark.
He has a wife, okay? He's married.
Surrounded!
What? What?
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
so you made a straitjacket and a pillow fort to protect yourself. from me
...then I'm still involved, and...
(CHUCKLES)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
What if the top part of me hated him, while the bottom part of me...
KATE: Hey!
Now I'm all worn in like an old glove.
I'm sorry, did you say you had a fecal incident?
That's not right. I heard about ServiceCircuit last night.
Turn the car around!
There are so many people in the world
What are you doing?
(SOBBING)
...because it's just a matter of time before
(GROANING)
You're welcome. Are we done?
I can't even read these anymore.
I can't go to prison
Hey, buddy?
It doesn't matter anyway.
I got to go. I got to go, baby.
and you ambush Prince Charming's wife.
(SIGHS)
Don't do this. I love you.
Katie, if she's full of shit, call her out on it.
I am done!
He's neck-deep in fraud and if anything
Oh, my God.
I heard, and he's meeting somebody!
I hope so.
Hi, sweetie! You're home early!
Yeah. I couldn't be more okay. What?
...weird little man logic. This is a...
(BOTH LAUGHING) Hard, too.
You cleared the roster.
Here's my ice shield.
And though Mark's an asshole, they had something real.
You told me that was next week.
No, no, no. We are not hiring a hooker to sleep with my husband.
...double-D, natural double-D. A triple-D.
When people have lazy eyes...
I am not Martha Stewart!
...need this dog, so thanks for making no sense.
Why do I schedule breakfast meetings?
Lots of pollution.
...you keep picking at it...
you become the enemy. If he thinks...
You're so much better now. Thank you.
I'm sorry... ...did you say you had a fecal incident?
...while we're having sex? Really?
...and it's been operating at a total loss in the Bahamas.
That's enough.
is it laxa? yes.
Sorry. Do you mind? I'll just be a Sec.
Mark was able to lead a whole other life
...and gross and I don't want to do that!
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
That's for you.
We're not in competition. We got played
Hey, baby.
I am!
(SHRIEKING) Wow.
All right. If you really want to.
Did you just start sleeping together?
How was Miami?
Selfish people live longer.
Kylia?
Get down. Get down.
...and on top of it, I have to get my ducks in a row.