Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is awkward.
It'll be so hot. I think it'd be a game changer for us.
It tastes different today.
Oh, I feel so awful.
Let's get into the car. Be very careful.
Really?
All right.
We are. The weirdest friends ever.
Wow. Mmm.
Well, I was sorry to hear about you and Julie.
...and I don't want to complicate things.
I did. I really did.
It’s bullshit! It’s bullshit! Global bullshit! It’s some bullshit!
he banks, so let's go to the Bahamas...
Thank you!
I had a Jetta.
Don't you have a job?! Or hobbies?! What is wrong with you?!
And if I was Ray Charles, I would actually be blind and...
I’m going to go see if our toilet can take a punch.
It’s called Bullshit!
(BREATHING HEAVILY) Okay.
What is this? Why does it say zero?
Right.
I am.
(MOUTHING) Fuck you! Fuck you!
(WHISPERS) Thunder...
Mark Kink.
These nipples look like they've done
Anything.
Ooh! Ah! Ah!
That reminds me, I need you to sign these, honey.
CARLY: Amber.
You don't think I can handle it?
Do you promise?
No one's going to jail.
She's the perfect ten lemon tart...
(SIGHS)
No!
What happened to being calm?!
That's the best part of the house.
...you know how Mark does everything, and Amber knows...
Well, actually, the phone bill,
Me with numbers and budgets…
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Maybe one of us should sleep with him.
Im going to see if our toilet can take a punch
I saw it and...
Hi, hon.
I did not expect this at all.
Not that you're a whore! You're not a whore.
...and what's happening, 'cause I can't take it anymore!
...and I just can't do that anymore.
(WHISPERING) Kate King is at security.
No! I kind of want one, too.
PHIL: Don't worry, we didn't hook up.
I must be. You are...?
I don't even know
I have a friend who could do it.
She needs freakin' brain camp! That's my money!!!
I'll see if he can meet tomorrow night.
Let me tell you something about Martha Stewart.
(LAUGHING) Yes!
Damn it!
What are you guys doing?
There's got to be a little latch or something.
because you think we're friends
You and your vagina just need to....
Me working with numbers and budgets… Every Day…
...whatever happens between you and Mark is your business.
It's like...
(SIGHS)
KATE: I was with the board last night.
Ah! Tune in Tokyo.
With who? Carmela!
You shouldn't pay for that.
Does this...
What's going on with you?
No! Do you have a problem with the Feds?
It’s bullshit! It’s bullshit! Global bullshit! I call bullshit!
Like, a brain camp.
(BEEPING)
...I would have never known that I needed to change.
I missed you.
No. I got this.
You wrecked two marriages!
Come on, Thunder.
Non-stop.
I'll call you when I get in.
We followed you home.
goes down, they'll come after you first!
I don't want to sit someplace where you and Mark had sex.
You think he has more than one here?
I got to work tonight.
(LAUGHING)
Ah!
I don't care about you or Mark or your marriage or your dog.
Oh, my God.
What's it like? Is it like a '70s situation?
As long as it works, it doesn't really matter why.
wishing you'd left the first time around.
CARLY: If you weren't as disgusting as you were...
I can't stay in this Mark moment forever.
Mark, you're a real piece of shit.
and drink gingko balboa all day.
I mean, do you think that he still loves me?
You see him?
Firing you is the least of it. The only reason you're not going to prison...
or anything. Just like a fig leaf.
So, how was the stalking?
Doesn't Mark see you naked all the time?
You're being paranoid.
What do you want me to do?
MARK: I'm home!
No, and for good reason.
We're adults. We had sex.
What about the chair?
(GROANS AND SCREAMS)
Oh, no, I didn't!
The skull was holding his brain...
One time, or two out of three?
Yes. Oh, my God!
No! No, no.
Ah... Right this way.
Micromacks? I thought Dave Cohen was handling this merger.
You Okay? Yep.
(GASPS)
You girls think you can shake me down
I'm looking for a different Mark.
Oh, this is beautiful!
Call me when you're done being pissed.
I'm pretty sure that's why he's still calling.
I think you're being greedy. Me?
Like a brain camp.
It's not always a wreck. Stan and I were married when we met.
What the hell did you do?
Are you okay? Actually, no.
I don't call a boyfriend back after I find out he has a wife.
I don't know that, either.
Does this mean he's not training for the marathon?
What is all this?
I like sheer shirts.
No! No!
You better.
Help me up.
That's what he said? That I cheated?
I'm saying that if you want to take him down...
KATE: Oh, no.
Lawyers cost money.