Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Right. See? See? That's why I need to go to brain camp.
So fake it until you make it.
WE LOOKED! THAT’S HOW
She's like a cliché of every wife's waking nightmare!
I'll think about it.
Or payback. That's how we framed it with Nick.
I didn't know, so I'm not a mistress. Can you say that, please?
CARLY: It's really annoying.
It's too late for that.
Okay.
You're sleeping with my husband?!
Two million.
Huh, could this day get any worse? Really?!!
Is the ottoman okay?
We'll find out what Amber knows.
Oh.
KATE: Okay.
He's a short guy? Bald?
We'll go to that hot chocolate place in the morning.
You look gorgeous today. Thanks, honey.
What? You robbed me. You three girls robbed me.
If you're going to cave every time he pays attention to you...
WOMAN 3: My husband likes a meaty sauce.
It's just that you were going to meet my dad...
That makes sense.
You must hate me so much. If it's any consolation, I hate me more.
Do what you need to do. I support you? Yeah, right.
So you haven't called him, full silent
WOMAN: Well, I'm not working. And I am so freaking hot.
Really?! That's right!
This is putting your ducks in a wood chipper!
Is your shirt see-through?
Don't do that.
Mark King to see Miss Whitten.
He is awful.
Nah, I think I got it.
...Mark's invested in. Three are offshore and one's a blind filing.
Okay, turn around. Turn around.
Mmm-hmm.
Well, it's going to suck for a little while.
I feel like I need to go to brain camp.
The girl at the shop told me that sheer is the next big thing.
I don't know... a couple months.
Unless you want to stay.
We cry on the inside like a winner
Hi, Mark.
...then he comes to me, Oh, I have to go golfing.
You okay, baby? You need my help on this?
How are you? Not too great.
Oh! Team King!
Otherwise, his brain would have...
...mentioning your new friend Carly to Mark?
Hi.
Sorry.
Done? That wasn't even a conversation.
I did, because I was a mistress-virgin and you were the first.
What are you talking about? Do you know what she means?
Oh!
Can't forget this.
have to be perfect. I like blue.
You mother... (HORN HONKING)
Forget what? Dinner with Phil.
Go back! Go back!
(INTERCOM BEEPS)
Well Let’s Not Waste Anytime Let’s Get Right Into The Show
Lives a couple of streets over on Clark.
Ah! I haven't seen her. We didn't have that twinkle.
What is your deal? Do you not get how weird this is?
You see? No hands.
(COUGHING)
YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW CLOSE I WAS TO THIS!!!
Where are you going? To do push-ups.
I can't go to jail! No, no, no.
Just tell me the truth!
Wait! What do I do? You can't just leave me.
It's like a... just not...
I got all that out of my system with that one.
my friends are Mark's friends...
Carly. Carmela. You're talking about Carmela.
Surprise!
I don't hate you at all.
She's not a hooker. She's just a slut.
(STUTTERING)
No way! I don't buy it.
...to confirm that you and he were still on for drinks with Mark.
Gone.
Bye, see you later!
And I started thinking, maybe he is shady.
Nothing. I just think it's more complicated than we thought.
No! Of course not. It's barely dark outside.
Shut up!!
If you don't mind...
Listening to Biden be like Not buyin it
You included Nick? Bullshit! Now I know you're...
Are you okay?
Oh, honey? I need you to sign some papers for me.
We thought you might say that. Then Carly explained...
I know how assholes do asshole-y things...
Kate...
(MARK STUTTERING)
Time to go, sweetie.
...but we just have that twinkle.
Have a seat, but please keep your dog off of my furniture.
(RETCHING)
I can't go to prison I will be the bottom!
You said we just had to find out where
She might not even be American!
And I feel like an idiot for trusting you over him.
(KNOCKING)
I have no friends to talk to because
It's not bullshit. It is.
Be careful.
It was like this red mist came over me.
because I couldn't crack the code on his password.
And I just wanted you to be happy.
Okay. Thank you.
It’s called bullshit! It’s called bullshit! I call global bullshit! It’s bullshit.
Think about it. Between the two of us...
Okay, we're done here. I'm going to do it.
Ooh!
I hated it. (CHUCKLES)
This looks like a box of bungee cords.
Oh, by the way, your dad called...
by the same guy. I call it a tie.
He made me the bad guy. And he's divorcing me?
Are you okay? I've been trying you all day!
CARLY: You won't go to jail.
Nothing.
I'll do it. If you do it, I do it.
Screw turkey. I like pig.
I can weather a little hate sex.
Where you going? Come here.
I think you're being hard on yourself.
If I was going to lose money, that's where I'd do it.