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- No way. - So, now I'm Lochte's money guy.
The Ders...
Okay? Not in front of my girl.
He's actually dying.
- You got a boner! - No! No, stop it!
take it to where you stay at.
Could be a signed set photo from Booty Call.
So, like, you don't even masturbate to her?
The same girl Same girl
I did get a boner that day in the showers in high school.
(SIGHS) Yep, the one that got away.
Why don't you swoop on down here, buddy? Very safely, though, please.
- It's chasing me. - Adam, drop the hot dog!
- Mama! - Ooh!
And you're going to prove to him
I'm not going and I never will.
(ANDERS SCREAMING)
No, I don't. I swam for another school.
- Excuse me? - ADAM: Your ethnicity.
'Cause you got a boner!
Chocolate?
The Ders! He's unleashed the Ders!
and you're gonna say, "We're not in high school anymore."
You better believe I got them in the pool too.
No!
(LAUGHS)
What's he doing? I want to go see it.
Oh, it's a little baby girl squirrel.
Oh, dude, this would suck so bad if you died.
Help!
What are you guys doing? You guys got to get him to a hospital.
Like, I wasn't in either of those groups in high school.
Look at all these shotgun shells, man.
Stay with us, man.
- And that is not what she looks like. - She is...