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about your little relationship with Aurora Brown?
- I'm into that. - I'm calling dibs right now.
I don't even know you two.
And I've really been building something very special with her.
You are heavy, you fat fuck.
You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta
That's why Drake can say the N-word a million times,
(GRUNTING)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
I'm not ashamed to say I got to pop a couple of Viagra just to keep up.
- That's not a thing. - No, it's a thing.
- Oh, look at Allison Fields. - Oh!
Look, she's obviously valuing both of her Filipino and black heritage equally,
Oh, hey, so, Adam, what's up? This is my girl, Sherry.
And cross off Torpey's name and make everything all right.
I am fixing this.
Come on, Dersie, we're gonna take you to the hospital.
- Hov! - Hov!
- I'm not. - Stop lying to her, man.
and banging Magda, the "Lady Rock" Johnson,
Yeah.
I want to see the squirrel!
- I, like, did my own thing. - Right. Exactly.
Well, except for me. But to your point, I'm not fully human.
(SHOUTING)
Sherry Cruz.
How could the love of my life and my potential wife be the
Our old pal, Ders. Let's give it up.
- Nah. - Get on up here.
Chikn: Squirrel! There's a squirrel!! Chee: SQUIRREL!
- Who's calling this? - I’ll call it, baby.
- Yeah, you do. - No, no, no.
I thought he was kissing me.
But nerds, they become Skrillex.
Okay, 'cause I can't get serious with a sophomore.
- These girls had jokes! - The lunch ladies.
(LAUGHING)
Okay, I'm offended
Gotta be fresh
I feel like I'm a little underdressed.