Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm the Macaulay Culkin of this situation.

for these type of occasions.

You just sit in a corner. You watch them.

before the meet gets started.

Is somebody gonna go and save him?

Hey, man. Come on. Don't open that.

All right, you kiddos ready to go get stretched out?

- No! - I did. I did.

I'm friends with one of the alumni swimmers here.

(LAUGHS) Okay. You're friends of Anders.

- He's still got it! - Huh?

Obviously, you remember Magda.

- Yeah, absolutely. Hottest high school ever. - The hottest!

If you do that, you're gonna destroy yourself.

Blake, save him. Help him!

It's your job to put it in the box, man.

ADAM: Any minute.

Say hello to the little monsters she bore for me,

Put that hammer down.

- Tor-penis. - Yeah.

and we've raised a lot of money for this high school team, so...

Hey, would you mind grabbing me that drink?

Man, I swear I saw three out here yesterday.

- Look at its big bushy tail. - Aw!

About that Roscoe's, I was thinking maybe we'd get it to go,

Yes, we were. I'm sorry. I just...

This banging black chick on Ders' swim team that I've been peeping.

'cause of the fire poker.

Good to see you again. Tell us what's on your mind.

(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

'Cause they were lunch ladies.

ALL: Hanging with Mr. Cooper. Asian girl laughing.

Just I can't believe

I'll just... I'll pull it down.

- You know it, man. - Sick, man.

But now I found this new chick.

But I want to know what's up with you kissing a dude here today

so if anything, she's a full-bodied Pinot Noir.