Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That could have gone way worse.

Troy Torpey-nis.

what an awesome dude you've become, man.

if you're even in there anymore, just come down, dude.

- They do both. - That's true.

got me voted off the state relay team in high school.

Oh, when I get really scared, I secrete semen.

No, no, no, actually, I'm gonna be a hero too, even though it is in the deep end, so...

Thanks, though, and I'm not Japanese if that's what you're doing.

But you and buttholes make sense.

Okay, since when?

Drake's not rapping about banners.

Oh, wait up. Before we go in there...

Whoa, hey, spiders, man. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

Two, three, four.

All these chicks are about to be at this party today, man!

Jesus... Filipino.

Ders, it's fine. He's just handsome and rich,

God, I wish Magda would let me do anal.

- I prefer snatch anyway. - Mmm-hmm.

(BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

- What? - Making investments.

We need a doctor!

You gonna win this one?

Yeah, I mean Ders taught it to us, so it's got to be real.