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What did you say to her?
Mm-hmm.
-Darling! -Hello, lovely!
and for some people, maybe they’re running from something.
I don’t remember what happened last night,
if it’s a male or female,
Ah, it’s still on.
Can I be honest... you look like a ----ing wreck.
in these sort of circumstances.
Hey, Dave, you okay?
[chatters]
The windows are gonna get wet again
[bleep] me and lying.
Thank you for your time.
Ugh, we’re gonna hit!
You counting to a minute?
How are you?
When I first met Dave we had fun together, we’d laugh together.
I just ----ed up and, like...
Yeah, I agree, I agree, I appreciate it.
What?
-Some days, I... -I asked you about it.
[vomits]
I feel like I’ve created this mess.
I appreciate it.
If you do it again, you’re fired, okay?
-Like you, homie. -Exactly.
Is there anything else that I can get for you?
like, I’ve got the right set of boots on, you know what I mean?
on Dave down in the crew quarters?
because I was sharing with Raygan.
when it comes to actually initiating anything.
Ooh, that’s heavy.
because I truly want more women on deck
It’s not nice.
Yeah, copy that.
let’s just hit all the railings before lunch.
Thank you.
I’m definitely nervous.
Yeah.
That’s the first signs of gonorrhea.
I actually don’t know what to say.
Ah!
-Okay. -Okay?
I don’t hear Storm.
Dave’s in there, crying, on the ground.
So, you would have to share the same cabin with her.
I literally have the itchiest titty right now.
What’s up, homie?
She just runs away from any approach
a dual birthday celebration.
I’m not an apple!