Clampett A-Go-Go - The Beverly Hillbillies [S03E18]

Oh, uh, tell Mrs. D to hang in the cool room.

Well, ain't we going swimming this afternoon?

Oh, really?

What eating table?

Well, I say, don't just stand there.

That's Skipper.

What happened?

She said you'd lay 50 skins on me.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Come on up.

Well, that beats playing on them little toy drums.

I'll have him right as rain in no time.

Don't come back now, hear?

Oh, wait a minute.

I told you to keep them chickens pinned up, especially when they've been at your granny's mass.

Scooby-Doo, me and you!

You gotta save me.

Now, Your Highness, we gotta make allowances for Mr. Ips.

Now, get these monstrosities out of my sight.

Well, he says he's painting one of Granny, but I ain't seen it.

That ought to make him happy.

I'll tell you what, you behave yourself tonight and tomorrow morning early I'll go down to the bank and get you a big box of money so you can get a new car and never be out of bread.

This whole thing is out of a book.

Who's that big moose down there with the chick?

And you know what he said?