Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can take this prescription to any room in the house with Kleenex...
and that you don't come from a broken home like Reese Witherspoon's kids!
Leave me alone, embarrassing straight parents, or I'll pee in your cereal!
Maybe you can still smell it on me.
If they came to me with their problems, I could actually help them...
Leaving work at 4:00 every day. The pre-eating.
Tough Titicacas.
Lentils are ready!
But-
Hey, Dads!
Ph-Ph-Phone? But what about the lies you tell your husband?
Because neither one of us has anything left to say to each other.
- Hold on to your wallets. Thief's in the room. - Cute.
Can Cost Plus make something that doesn't smell funny and break two days later?
How can we ever thank you?
if... he's thinking about your mother.
We're undoing years of damage caused by Dr. Penguin.
You're a wild man, you know that?
not to mention get the respect I deserve in this family!
What's black and white and lives in Antarctica?
You pansies make me sick!
I don't have very much money!
Of course I can help you.
Of Course, What's Important Here Is To Avoid The Truth At All Costs.
I love hanging out with your parents.