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- Yes, Sergeant. - On the goddang main road!
Okay. Thanks, Dr. Penguin. I always feel safe here.
He is the ballsiest outhouse cleaner we got.
- There we go. Shoot. - Dr. Penguin...
That's not gonna work. The secrets are all out in the open.
Good day to everyone.
Hayley, you should be honest about what you really do when you go "jogging."
Did you wait three days to cash it like I asked you? Because I have the money.
Jeff, wait. Now that the truth is out...
Jeff and Hayley, come in.
If you ever need some bitches, remember White James.
"Ah!"
- Oops! I said the whole thing. - That's sick.
What's he talking about?
What now? Oh, nothing.
You should talk to a professional.
I guess you're just good at everything!
- and have it filled. - Thanks, Doc.
Everybody go back to lying to each other.
I'm still hiding my new girlfriend from my mom and dad.
Wait-Wait-What's the emergency fund?
# Oh, boy, it's swell to say #