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Hayley, Jeff can only have sex with you if-
I am a man in a fish's body!
with their naked asses in my face.
Ha. You always think of something, Klaus.
Yeah, well it'll be the first time you got me hot in a while, Frisbee whore!
What people don't know can't hurt them.
Dr. Klaus is in the house.
But you have to come back! Oh, I ruined the family.
Babe, I gotta go.
What now, White James?
Oh.
Oh.
Delicious!
Say something else.
Embarrassing!
Not until you thank this fish. These are all his ideas!
Wait. You can't go to Iraq.
Or whenever. Anytime is good!
The emergency fund?
He's a wild man, you know that?
You! Sack up and eat your wife's grub!
Uh-I'll take the ugly one.
- No, I'm not! - Of course you're not.