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If there's anything you require, all you will have to do is ask for it.
Just goes to show you what a fellow can do if he gets book learning.
I got right bad news for you.
Nobody, Mother York, nary a soul.
- No, hey, not this time. - I ain't got a dollar.
You mean to say that you and seven others captured all that bunch?
Sure we can. That's my mate.
I was figuring that...
- Lay into it. - Okay, General.
Reckon it better.
What do it look like?
- Lem, here's your Nashville paper. - Well, thank you, Pastor.
Take all the time you want to think it over.
Where you going?
I recollect the time Sam Harkness lost his old sow.
- Lem? - Yeah.
and win the beef critter and then put him up for cash money.
Dig your way straight down to China.
Go on. Move out of there, down the hill.
Keep your eye on him. I want a weekly report.
Oh, but I ain't, that's the point.
That's good.
He can't read the Book.
- Why not? - Wait a minute, Captain. Let him talk.
- Come on, Sergeant. - Thank you.
Savage.
- Your God. - Your country.
There's lots of things I ain't figured out yet.
How am I gonna do it?
Might give you two, three days work though, splitting rails.
Told me I could have 'em extra days.
The Book says man don't live by bread alone.
Well, what about that there hound dog he's got with him?
- What about 'em, George? - I thought you'd be wearing 'em.
- It says... - I mind when Cord Hull
That mule's legally mine. You ain't got no claim on him.
We were born here.
Appears like everybody's having a mighty good time.
Wouldn't even stop...
You've been asked now.
- Or a beef critter? - No.
The doors open up and I... You know what I'm talking about?
Thank you, sir.
I'll arrange your furlough, York, starting tomorrow.
- Tod Haskins. - He can't hold a candle to Ed.
I reckon their liquor was getting low
- Howdy, Pastor. - Howdy, Alvin.
before the price goes up on account of the war.
I tell you, Alvin,
Well, Gracie and me is kind of busy right now.
I reckon I ain't half as good,
Here, here. Quit that.
My mule's kind of poorly,
And... And there's one more thing.
Lots of things can happen before you get there.
Well, Sam was fitting to be tied.
Hold it thataway, Zeb.
Figures maybe it's a bear.
I'd take a crack at all of 'em and trust to luck.
You missed!
If you're hankering for trouble,
How they all got together and set up a government,
No, no, no, they won't make you do that. It's what I want to tell you.
There's the first shot, and here's the other five here.
Well, take your time.
He's got this here phone in here now.
You've got to go, Alvin. It's the law.
- Howdy, Mr. Tomkins. - Look here. Stand where you are.
Thank you.
Hey, down there. Don't do no shooting.
They ain't going to exempt you, Alvin.
Ready on 29.
I said tell him it's useless.
I've been kind of expecting you.
We got to wait.
a-flying across the ridge coming this a-way, see, right at me.
What you be having, Alvin?
Sorry, Pastor, I... Them's sinful words.
War is killing and the Book's against killing.
then worked my way down the ridge to a place where they was flanked
We'll drink against that.
One's a-having a hook to the end of its bay
Yep.
Well, now, if you shoot this one here, the leader,
Where were you?
and each man to defend the rights of all men.
York, as your superior officer, I don't feel called upon to look into your conscience.
Do tell.
- Poke of salt? - Sure thing.
I reckon you'll get to do your share.
Dig. Dig. Dig.
- Well, I'll be danged. - And he's putting him up again.
as instructor in target practice.
Heinie!
Line 'em up and disarm 'em!
Well, you wouldn't have no luck that way, Pusher.
- You know Zeb Andrews, ain't you? - Howdy.
I done what you told me, I thought things over.
Pull in your necks, soldiers. Those rookies are gonna start shooting.
Where's Zeb?
And then there's the bees.
Lookee here, Pastor Pile.
told me he seen the three of 'em riding their mules,
the United States Congressional Medal of Honor
and a mule and $5, no $6.
"A-Y," plain as day.
Ready, number 30.
Mind you, Alvin, we can't always figure the ways of Providence.
"expressly forbidding its members to participate in war.
Alvin York and two other fellows done busted up the meeting.
- There's something that I'd like to know. - Yes, sir?
Now, get going.