Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's kind of pussle-gutted, it appears to me.

That little hollow...

Seems you picked up a good bit down in the hills, Alvin.

Maybe. Come on, get your mule.

What's the matter, Alvin?

I can tell you these garments are mighty popular with the ladies.

They'll get a chance when I put the critter up again.

- Howdy, Miss Gracie. - Howdy, Alvin.

Why, twixt the two of you, you'd have old Satan down in a jiffy.

And another thing, I'm gonna give you back the clock you sold me.

Hey, Zeke, you ain't paid your dollar yet.

Let's see now. That's $40.50.

Well, there's a beef and turkey shoot coming up. You must've heard about it.

Come on, fellows. Get your targets ready for the beef shoot.

What's the matter?

Im drinkin against Tony Delgadillo

Why, it's Alvin York.

How's the crops up your way, Alvin?

Alvin York cut center five times and won Lem's beef critter on the hoof.

Did you ever think when you start plowing your furrows crooked,

I'll be a-coming back.

Well, I hope so.

- How much time I got to pay for the rest? - Sixty days.

- Halt where you are. - Halt!

Now, Sergeant, the people of New York would like to show their appreciation.

Anyway, your time was rightly up last Tuesday.

They haven't? Ain't they civilized? Where you from?

- No, he ain't. - Well, why ain't he?

What... What would you do, Mr. Hull?

Zeke was a-telling me, but I... I couldn't believe him.

Well, I'll learn 'em fellows to shoot the best I can,

Joshua, 14, verse 9...

And I hate to be telling you, but I don't want to see you get in no trouble.

Now... Now go ahead with the reading.

Well, there ain't any English people down our way, just Americans.

I'm Cordell Hull, Sergeant York,

Be sitting, Alvin.

- I'll be more than glad to, Alvin. - Thank you, Mr. Hull.

I wanna be a-going home.

Yep, fighting could have been mighty plentiful

No, ma'am, he ain't.

I ain't having but five eggs and they're kind of puny.

- Mr. Tomkins, I just want to... - Come closer and I'll hit you.

Attaboy, Tom. I heard my daddy talk about fighting Yankees.

This is where we change cars, Alvin.

Well, looks like he's done a heap already,

whereby all men were pledged to defend the rights of each man,

Women folks around here wear split bonnets.

The Lord sure do move in mysterious ways.

Which one of your men is York?

The other's a croak, just like a frog, about moonrise.

The Lord sure does move in mysterious ways.

They say you never hear the one that's hit you.

They took to the hill there. Yeah, that-a-way.

Get in there, you guys. Move forward. Move...

First platoon at 6:10,

I'm expecting my husband to love me.

I reckon that there gun shoots a might to the right.

it's mighty hard to get 'em straight again.

Could I be getting a can of baking powder and a...

He had six or seven other pigs that didn't run off.

but seeing as how I'm trying to do the fair and square thing, Alvin, $20.

"Business is business."

They're a-telling, Cordell Hull are speechmaking over in Jimtown.

- Sounds all right. - Turkeys sure is dumb animals.

I'd sure like to see you toad-hop her about, Alvin.

in something outside his own self.

- Bull's-eye. - Bull's-eye.

- Goodbye. Goodbye, Gracie. - Goodbye, Alvin.

I congratulate you, York.

Well, you got to write a letter to the draft board.

as Commander-in-Chief of the American Expeditionary Forces,

Gotta get under there.

Jim Corey, next shooter.

Giddap, Noah, giddap. Come on.

That land were mine.

I'm right glad, Son.

Why, the... The war in Europe.

you as much as told me that you were quite prepared to die for your country,

Oh, I reckon it's worth about...

Well, anyway, since driving over here,

I've been wanting to talk to you about this.

and running around in his shirttail.

Now, which one of them would you shoot first?

- Having any trouble with him? - No, sir. Why?

They say he captured Hindenburg. And the Crown Prince.

Giddap, Noah. I'll be seeing you.

How do you like New York, Alvin, as much as you've seen of it?