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Bye.
birds get to fly north in the summer if there ain't something a-guiding 'em?
you have been awarded the Distinguished Service Cross.
Keep a-coming.
Duck again.
Are you coming or ain't you?
Good morning, Pastor. Reckon I need some coal oil.
Don't try anything funny.
Sounds like them Heinies is making a heap of trouble.
Ziegfeld wants you in an act in his new Follies.
And they ain't but only eight of us to handle them.
if the Lord keeps a-showering his blessings on me.
Would you be a-telling them that for me, please?
Stand closer, Ma.
- I'm hit bad, Cutting. - Me, too.
"do it with thy might."
Yes, sir, Mr. Andrews. I ain't looking for no trouble.
Or a field of corn?
We were born here.
But did Sam get down on his marrowbones,
I was figuring on taking 'em rocks out myself, Alvin.
Thank you. Thank you, sir.
Ain't it?
I reckon I'm a-waiting.
Heard? What kind of talk is that?
- It ain't likely. - Oh, yes, it is.
But there's just one thing, sir, that I ought to tell you.
- Let go of me. - We'll go along with you.
What we done in France was something we had to do.
"He's saying our outfit is moving up to front pretty soon.
Watch them fellows.
- Yeah? - Yeah, it don't run nohow.
Come on, step lively. Move forward.
As I was saying, Alvin,
Well, I sure would like to be a-buying that there mule back.
Here's five chances to do better.
I'll recommend your exemption.
They sure are trained good, Major.
Well, then I reckon we can put it in writing.
Who was you saying it was?
Well, maybe we can figure it so you can sharecrop the piece.
Alvin!
"on his shoulder and rejoiceth.
- I can't think of nothing new. - Me neither.
- Alvin, I just... - Yeah?
but not to kill.
There ain't nothing I can't get if I set my mind to it.
And may God bless you.
- Now just you skedaddle. - Ma wants you home.
Yes, sir.
a upstanding man like Zeb Andrews would make a girl a right smart husband.
Use as a mark, 4:32.
"And finally, there's nothing in the creed of the church,
You ain't got no choice. This was the last appeal.
There it is.
"are entitled to request exemption from military service."
Well, shucks. That sure got me stumped.
Ain't no changing it.
Get the table set.
Alvin, I...
Well, we ain't done much thinking on it, mister.
They're offering me all that money?
- Shucks, son of a gun... - Well,
to the rank of corporal with special detail
- And there'll be a stove. - Where?
If you wanted to get back to the American lines,
Nice going, York.
Look, it's the rush hour, the Bronx Express is just pulling in.
Hey, Sarge! York by himself captured 132 Germans.
Both back tax bills, I reckon.
You mean I can go home?
You got the rest of your payment?
You sure growed up all of a sudden like...
- We were looking for you Saturday. - Couldn't get here no more than fly.
with other things besides plowing.
- You can, huh? - Yes.
Well, what with the governor fixing to marry us
- You can have my rifle. - I'm a-thanking you.
Well, that's one way of figuring it.
Well, your pa had this here farm
Mr. Tomkins, Abraham's worth a sight more than that.
I ain't said nothing.
- Hiya, Pusher. - That was a good job, pal.
You're a-figuring on setting up, ain't you, Son?
Well, thank you. And thank you all.
He will, if you ask him.
You're welcome.
Sure wish I was a young fellow.
- Five centers is right smart shooting. - I ain't seen it like since the big one.
Yeah, what's the answer?
Come back here.
Say, Sarge, did you hear? York captured the Kaiser.
Boy, I told you.
reckon I better go. I'll be seeing you.
No, no, don't you be looking at me, please.
What's this here subway you're talking about?
The next two get the forequarters.
- Clean it, buddy. And keep it clean. - Sure.
Hey, Alvin, what about you?
I can't do it.
Maybe that will teach you to keep your thumb down.
"and unto God the things that were God's."
Just like the electric signs down the street.
I'm a-needing cash money and I'm gonna get it.
Ma wants you Alvin
Well, I ain't no bird and I ain't no squirrel.
Goodbye, Alvin.