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Well, thank you. And thank you all.
Hey, Alvin, what about you?
You're welcome.
Heard? What kind of talk is that?
I'll recommend your exemption.
Nice going, York.
Maybe that will teach you to keep your thumb down.
They're offering me all that money?
They sure are trained good, Major.
I was figuring on taking 'em rocks out myself, Alvin.
- Now just you skedaddle. - Ma wants you home.
Well, then I reckon we can put it in writing.
Yeah, what's the answer?
Keep a-coming.
Good morning, Pastor. Reckon I need some coal oil.
Or a field of corn?
"and unto God the things that were God's."
Well, that's one way of figuring it.
But did Sam get down on his marrowbones,
Well, shucks. That sure got me stumped.
Get the table set.
And they ain't but only eight of us to handle them.
to the rank of corporal with special detail
- Let go of me. - We'll go along with you.
"He's saying our outfit is moving up to front pretty soon.
Are you coming or ain't you?
Who was you saying it was?
And may God bless you.
Goodbye, Alvin.
Boy, I told you.
- Alvin, I just... - Yeah?
What we done in France was something we had to do.
You mean I can go home?
But there's just one thing, sir, that I ought to tell you.
Well, we ain't done much thinking on it, mister.
- You can have my rifle. - I'm a-thanking you.
I'm a-needing cash money and I'm gonna get it.
We were born here.
Sure wish I was a young fellow.
Well, maybe we can figure it so you can sharecrop the piece.
- You can, huh? - Yes.
- Yeah? - Yeah, it don't run nohow.
- Clean it, buddy. And keep it clean. - Sure.
you have been awarded the Distinguished Service Cross.
- I can't think of nothing new. - Me neither.
You got the rest of your payment?
Alvin!
You ain't got no choice. This was the last appeal.
There ain't nothing I can't get if I set my mind to it.
No, no, don't you be looking at me, please.
Hey, Sarge! York by himself captured 132 Germans.
"And finally, there's nothing in the creed of the church,
You sure growed up all of a sudden like...
birds get to fly north in the summer if there ain't something a-guiding 'em?
Watch them fellows.
The next two get the forequarters.
Alvin, I...
Come on, step lively. Move forward.
Well, I ain't no bird and I ain't no squirrel.
Ain't no changing it.
As I was saying, Alvin,
Say, Sarge, did you hear? York captured the Kaiser.
- Hiya, Pusher. - That was a good job, pal.
Just like the electric signs down the street.
- I'm hit bad, Cutting. - Me, too.
reckon I better go. I'll be seeing you.
Well, I sure would like to be a-buying that there mule back.
Ziegfeld wants you in an act in his new Follies.
Well, your pa had this here farm
Both back tax bills, I reckon.
- We were looking for you Saturday. - Couldn't get here no more than fly.
Here's five chances to do better.
"on his shoulder and rejoiceth.
with other things besides plowing.
I ain't said nothing.
You're a-figuring on setting up, ain't you, Son?
Yes, sir, Mr. Andrews. I ain't looking for no trouble.
"are entitled to request exemption from military service."
What's this here subway you're talking about?
I reckon I'm a-waiting.
Sounds like them Heinies is making a heap of trouble.
- Five centers is right smart shooting. - I ain't seen it like since the big one.
Duck again.
There it is.
Stand closer, Ma.
- It ain't likely. - Oh, yes, it is.
Bye.
If you wanted to get back to the American lines,
Use as a mark, 4:32.
Look, it's the rush hour, the Bronx Express is just pulling in.
- And there'll be a stove. - Where?
if the Lord keeps a-showering his blessings on me.
He will, if you ask him.
but not to kill.
Thank you. Thank you, sir.
Ain't it?
Ma wants you Alvin
Come back here.
a upstanding man like Zeb Andrews would make a girl a right smart husband.
Mr. Tomkins, Abraham's worth a sight more than that.
Well, what with the governor fixing to marry us
Yes, sir.
I can't do it.
"do it with thy might."
Would you be a-telling them that for me, please?
- Shucks, son of a gun... - Well,
Don't try anything funny.